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Video: 2012 Movie Teaser Trailer Released, Proves World Will End In 2012

It's still to be determined, though, if the world will end thanks to a natural disaster or another Sarah Palin campaign.

 

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Watch the trailer, read the plot spoiler, and see the entire cast here:
http://www.2012supplies.com/2012_movie.html

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Hadron Collider "Atom Smasher" Switched On Tomorrow, World May End

Hadron Collider "Atom Smasher" Switched On Tomorrow, World May End

The apocalypse is nigh! The biggest machine ever created is about to be turned on and will either open up vast new avenues of scientific knowledge, destroy all life in the universe, or both.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: First off, if you don't even know what a "hadron" is, then you have no business leaving any kind of message about the Large Hadron Collider. If you do leave a message without that... MORE »

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UC Berkeley, Stanford, MITText Worthy

Schools That May Cause the Earth's Destruction

Schools That May Cause the Earth's Destruction

Even before this conference about the possibility of an apocalypse gets underway, these colleges are already hard at work developing new technology that could lead to the end of humanity.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: re: Olin -- *three* years, to be exact. The first class graduated in 2006. Now, our ranks are slowly yet inexorably swelling...

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Facebook Chat Latest Phase in Facebook World Domination

Facebook Chat Latest Phase in Facebook World Domination
The ever-astute Michigan contributor Johnny Quest explores Facebook's latest efforts to give stalkers easy access into your private life.... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: What's worse is that Travis Radina with be starting his Liberally Fraudulent political career in the economically destitute state of Michigan. I would much rather that he pollute the yo... MORE »

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TuftsRandom

Flat Chicks Need Love Too

Flat Chicks Need Love Too
Are you a stereotypically ugly Tufts girl?  Are your boobs more or less nonexistent?  Have you thought about getting implants, but couldn't because they weren't kosher?

Well put down that razor blade, because your entire life is about to change.  This idiot will love you nonetheless.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: What IS it with creepy postings "near Tufts"? I swear to God this is at least the fifth notable one this year.

@ the Misanthropist, better get used to it - this was a record year for Tufts acceptance rates, so the racks are only going to get worse.

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MizzouRandom

Sign of the Apocalypse

Sign of the Apocalypse
As if global warming, fires in California, and a water-less Atlanta weren’t enough, Facebook has added its own sign of the apocalypse: Birth Announcements.

That’s right. Birth announcements. As in “It’s a boy!” Remember when this was a for-college-students-only site? Gosh. What’s happening to the world?
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Harvard Pre-Meds Sleep, Eat, Bathe for the First Time in Eight Weeks; Still Virgins

Harvard Pre-Meds Sleep, Eat, Bathe for the First Time in Eight Weeks; Still Virgins
This morning, Harvard's intensive eight-week crash course in organic chemistry came to an end with a climactic final exam.  And the world rejoices.

According to one OTR informer, several waifish girls were spotted leaving the exam room in hysterics, crying ... MORE »
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