This is one doodle that can't be undid.  ASM irrelevance documented.

Yes, that is indeed a real photo of the “State of the ASM” address last Tuesday.

When they're not busy delivering addresses to empty rooms or reforming their infrastructure and

These posters plastered all over campus make no sense, but that is nothing new for the Associated Students of Madison.

It's safe to say they are as coherent as ASM's ridiculous plans to erect a campus grocery store.

What exactly are they trying to say anyway? That ASM are as good as leaders as Britney Spears and Wacko Jacko? 

On second thought, that sounds about right.

Associated Students of Madison launched its Neighborhood Watch Program Friday.

Students volunteers will patrol the Spring Street/College Court and Camp Randall areas in two shifts every Friday and Saturday night from 10 p.m. to 12 a.m. a