Not quite as good when you have an NHL career ahead of you...

 

To follow up on yesterday's story regarding the "body-slam" from (now suspended) running back Mike Milano, Stephen Kampfer may miss the entire hockey season with a fractured neck and skull. Hopefully he can recover from

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Steve Kampfer, a junior defensemen for the Michigan hockey team (And a 4th round draft pick by Anaheim) was assaulted early Sunday morning. The leading suspect is redshirt junior running back Mike Milano, who grew up on a farm in Pepperidge. Milano walked

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Drunk people do really stupid things, even if they're Ivy Leaguers.

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Eight of the most disgusting and disturbing professors that ever graced a college campus. All of them have dabbled in some sort of assault or, our favorite, mutual masturbation.... MORE »

How far would you let a plastered roommate go before you called the cops? A 22-year-old University of Michigan student was arrested by the Ann Arbor Police after assaulting her roommates and knocking over their Christmas tree. Despite being under the influence of Egg Nog, she fel... MORE »

A Northwestern student was assaulted outside Chili's around 10 pm Friday night. Sources say that the student was walking home when upwards of eight or ten guys jumped him and beat him up.

Getting mugged or jumped in Evanston is nothing new, but Chili's was still open and the Maple area is generally

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Maybe it's something in the water... At least in the kind lacrosse players are drinking.

First, Duke lacrosse gets a bad rap for raping a stripper (except, oh, just kidding, they didn't.)

Now, Princeton Lacrosse Senior Nicholas Her... MORE »

In complete "WTF?" inducing fashion, a violent criminal freely roams the streets of Madison while a monkey is banned from the city.

A man charged last summer with punching a UW student numerous times in the head and attempting to sexually assault her was arrested by... MORE »

Three assault incidents, related only in how they are each uniquely ridiculous, took place Tuesday night:

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The first case was a 24 year old who forgot to RSVP to the house party he tried to get in to. Since he was unable to provide the party members his invitation fro... MORE »

While this didn't happen at Penn State, it did happen at a school that has Penn in the title and was reported in the CDT, so I figure that's close enough. A gang of ruffian children ages 9-13 have been allegedly assaulting UPenn students on their campus. Can so... MORE »