Who cares if there's baby mama drama when they're this hot?

If President Bush's attempt to ban birth control succeeds, expect either the number of pregnant college women to rise or the amount of sex happening on campus to drop.  

In one corner there’s Cindy McCain, former drug addict and wife of the ancient Republican relic John McCain. In the other corner, there’s Michelle Obama, wife of yuppie Democratic hotshot, Barack Obama. The fight is on as these candidates’ spouses grapple to stay in the limelight. But who will

Fox News had to apologize for their caption, but we don't.  Here's 5 reasons why Michelle Obama fits their description so well.