It’s getting to be that time of the year, you know, that time when families set out the menorahs, eggnog, decorative evergreens, and of course pleather-clad Barbie dolls for the kiddies! This year Mattel released a new doll, the Black Canary Barbie Doll, based on a DC Comics character with supersonic screaming capabilities and a dominatrix-like ...

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You know Bratz dolls, those little, disproportionate plastic dolls that are corrupting the youth of our nation with their exposed midriffs and sassy attitudes. Well, we might not have to deal with them for that much longer.

A judge has granted Mattel an injunction that says that MGA Entertainment has to stop making Bratz Dolls that violate Matt...

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Comes with everything you see here:

- Dead Caribou

- M-16

- Snowmobile

- Sexy Librarian Glasses

She even talks with such fun phrases like: 

- "I'm a pitbull with lipstick!"

- "My family is off-limits!"

- "What is it the Vice President actually does?"

Coming soon: Bristol Palin with inflatable baby bump and John McCain with portable gree...

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