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Hugh Hefner's Offspring Eyes Wesleyan

Hugh Hefner's Offspring Eyes Wesleyan
Watch out, Wesleyan! Hugh Hefner's son, Marston, is considering attending your fine university. As the silicone/saline level rises from all the potential playmates on campus, look for the IQ-level to drop sharply.
Latest comment by Anonymous: this guy probably gets more **** than god. oh wait he's god's son... he probably gets more **** than jesus.

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