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Obama Campaign Manager David Plouffe: Beer Pong Extraordinaire

Obama Campaign Manager David Plouffe: Beer Pong Extraordinaire

David Plouffe became the closest a campaign manager has ever come to a rockstar when he gobbled up the elusive youth vote for the long shot presidential candidate with his engineering of five simple catch words: change we can believe in. We haven’t been able to stop gaping in wonderment over his immensely effective grassroots campaigning and use...

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All the Rules You Need to Know in College

All the Rules You Need to Know in College

“Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
                                                              -Walter Sobchak

 

The most annoying part of going to a party and getting everybody to play a drinking game is settling out the rules. This is because everybody has their own set of them, and if you don’t get these establish...

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Gallery: 10 Awesome Beer Pong Tables Make The Game That Much Better

Gallery: 10 Awesome Beer Pong Tables Make The Game That Much Better

Everyone knows that beer pong is a college staple. And how could it not be? It involves drinking and competition... the perfect combination.

 

Beer pong is also great because it involves only the most basic supplies. You need Solo cups (traditionally red, but feel free to go outside the box), ping pong balls and some sort of flat surface that wi...

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ESPN: "The Next Great American Pastime: Beer Pong."

ESPN: "The Next Great American Pastime: Beer Pong."

Dear ESPN,

 

First of all, I want to welcome you to the “Beer Pong Is Awesome” club, which I myself have been a member of since 2004.

 

As you are undoubtedly aware, college students have known the awesomeness of beer pong for decades. But, it’s nice to see it finally gaining some much-needed mainstream recognition.

 

That said, what took you so...

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I Want This Guy As My Beer Pong Partner ASAP

I Want This Guy As My Beer Pong Partner ASAP

You've probably had good pong partners before. They have the perfect arc, their aim is impeccable and they can tune out the incessant trash talking.

 

Well this guy blows them out of the water.

 

And, even better, he's great in the case of a beer pong emergency. If a giant structure falls onto the beer pong table, no sweat. If a few bar stools g...

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The Eight Things to Check Before Any Beer Pong Game

The Eight Things to Check Before Any Beer Pong Game

1) The Beer – What are you drinking? Make sure that it’s cheap, but not too cheap, and that you don't  accidentally grab a nearby cup filled with whiskey (a pleasant surprise) or a cigarette (even better).


2) The Cups – Make sure they’re filled high enough, for those of you who don’t know, two is standard, three is better, four is too much. If ...

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UCI Reuses, Recycles and Respects the Red Cup.

UCI Reuses, Recycles and Respects the Red Cup.

The best thing to happen to college was the good ol’ red cup. It’s my friend, your friend, and an overall good time.

 

Last week, our very own Buckys lil Blogger gave us ten ways to use a cup. I loved it and felt like it is was my duty to show the world how we use, recycle, and respect the red cup on the West Coast.

 

Like all college houses sho...

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Top five drinking games (in ascending order of how drunk you get)

Top five drinking games (in ascending order of how drunk you get)

When going to parties, it is important to know how hammered you want to be by the end of the night. Setting a limit on how many drinks you consume or bringing friends to cut you off are two practical, yet somewhat boring, ways to make sure you don’t end up making a bigger fool of yourself than you plan on doing. Next time someone starts to offer...

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University of Rochester Doctor Links Plastics to Smaller Penis Size, Plastic Cups No Longer a Vital Part of Frat Parties

University of Rochester Doctor Links Plastics to Smaller Penis Size, Plastic Cups No Longer a Vital Part of Frat Parties

Earlier this year we were horrified to find out that many soaps contained carcinogenic ingredients, now Dr. Shanna Swan of the University of Rochester has found that an ingredient in many plastics may cause smaller penis size and incomplete testicle descent. Noticed that your package could be shipped in a small envelope? Well it may be because o...

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Anatomy of the College Friend

Anatomy of  the College Friend

When asked the definition of a friend, Aristotle answered, “A soul dwelling in two bodies.” If this seems a bit fluffy, there is always the college friend, you know, that buddy who knows when to be the kind soul looking out for the welfare of your body or that body there to help you forget about trials of the soul.

 

A college friend will:

 

1) ...

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