* In addition to its new look, OTR unveiled several new features this week (Fresh Cream, Ripe Produce), prompting one reader to label the Editor-In-Chief a “vapid whore.”

 

“Stop trying to turn OTR in to College Cosmo Girl!” came the shriek.

 

As the team considered this insightful comment, Tufts contributor The Peasant had a more positive respo...

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* It was a wild week for Michigan, starting on Saturday morning when L. Ron Hubbard reported that the Delta Upsilon house had burnt down. Thankfully no one was injured in the fire, but most students were too busy wishing other houses had gone up in flames to care.

“It’s too bad SigEp can’t burn down their house again.”

“I am really surprised

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* To the surprise of everyone 8 Great Marching Bands brought in almost 2000 readers and fierce debate over its accuracy.

“You’re either insane and/or stupid for not including OSU's band,” an anonymous Buckeye raged. “The Best Damn Band In The Land (or TBDBITL for short).”

“Yeah, I’m not sure HOW you missed out on Ohio State,” wrote another.

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