What is a turkey drop?

- A turkey drop is a summer or high school relationship fizzling out due to college conditions by the thanksgiving break.

"Well hey man, me and my girl are super tight! I mean we talk everynight on the phone and AIM."

- That is meaningless. After a month

Sleep with one eye open, if your significant other displays any of these characteristics.

The New York Times featured an excellent article this week about finding the ideal husband. While it seems too distant a thought for most college goers now, it's a splendid guide for those who are fortunate enough to have finally gotten past the ambiguous hooking up phase and moved on to thinking

That's right, guys; some thoughtful, sweet, romantic douchebag just raised the bar on you again.

Some boyfriend came up with the obnoxiously clever and romantic idea to sidewalk chalk notes to his girlfriend all the way down Park St.  Everyone on their way to College Library tonight is

If you cut off the sleeves to your workout t-shirt, don’t forget to wear the Abercrombie gym shorts that match your boyfriend’s.