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Bristol Palin Attempts to Act, Fails Miserably But Remains Easy on the Eyes

Bristol Palin Attempts to Act, Fails Miserably But Remains Easy on the Eyes

Remember Bristol Palin, daughter of former-Alaskan-governor-turned-Fox-News-pundit Sarah Palin?

 

No?

 

Well, I don’t blame you. After all, 2008 was—as far as the Internet is concerned—an eternity ago, and the political world has long since moved on from scrutinizing Palin and her "unconventional" family to crucifying BP for destroying the envir...

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Sarah Palin Informs the World That Bristol and Her Baby Daddy Aren't Lazy

Sarah Palin Informs the World That Bristol and Her Baby Daddy Aren't Lazy

Just because Bristol Palin has given her newborn son the second worst name ever (second only to that of her brother Trig), Tripp, doesn’t mean she’s lazy. And Sarah Palin wants to make sure everyone knows that Bristol and her baby daddy Levi Johnston are absolutely not high school dropouts (that could seriously hinder Palin 2012.) Sure, Johnston...

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Tulane Alum Ashley Biden Gets Pulled Into The Political Fray

Tulane Alum Ashley Biden Gets Pulled Into The Political Fray

Oh great, now Tulane is being dragged into the three-ring circus that this election has turned into.
 

It all started when Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol got knocked up and landed Palin all over the headlines. Despite repeated calls from both parties to lay off the children, we’ve since seen a barrage of stories on the dirty deeds of the candida...

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Neocon College Student Encourages Prudery, Wears Bride Costume for Halloween

Neocon College Student Encourages Prudery, Wears Bride Costume for Halloween

Admittedly, I can’t help but vociferously indulge in op-ed pieces written by reactionary Ohio University senior Ashley Herzog. A Herzogophile to the core, every foray into her column archive is an intoxicating anthropological journey in which I am exposed to the alien culture of antiquated gender clichés and talismans against the subaltern. Yest...

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Jamie Lynn Spears Sends Bristol Palin an "I Can Relate" Present

Jamie Lynn Spears Sends Bristol Palin an "I Can Relate" Present

Well I guess this was bound to happen.


When it was first announced that little Bristol Palin was pregnant, everyone’s mind immediately jumped to the last underage mother we obssessed about for months. That right, Jamie Lynn Spears is apparently feeling a whole lot of sympathy for Bristol Palin after seeing the smolding-hot media spotlight cast ...

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Place Your Bets: Palin Won't Make It To Nov. 4

Place Your Bets: Palin Won't Make It To Nov. 4

The big story not long ago was the introduction of college fantasy football. The new leagues offer cash prizes, camaraderie and maybe even a few ethical dilemmas.
 

But, speaking of ethical dilemmas, the real excitement isn’t in football predictions but rather in political predictions. And there’s even the promise of a cash prize!
 

Intrade, an ...

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Palin's Teenage Daughter's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston, is Proud to Be a "F---ing Redneck"

Palin's Teenage Daughter's Baby Daddy, Levi Johnston, is Proud to Be a "F---ing Redneck"

Levi Johnston may have stated on his MySpace page, “I don’t want kids,” but that’s too bad since the 17-year-old will soon be having a baby with Bristol Palin, the daughter of republican veep nominee Sarah Palin. Since Palin has made her anti-abortion stance pretty clear, it looks like unless Bristol takes a stab at teenage rebellion, the two wi...

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