MizzouCampus Characters

How to Be a Douche Bag, Pt. I

Thank you, Pi Kapp, for putting your recruitment video online for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to be a total bro at Mizzou!

 

From the looks of it, it means lots of getting wasted and half-blinking for the camera, making gang signs at any opportune moments, awkwardly attempting to

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Latest comment by Anonymous: You can delete my comment, but you can't answer the question..Why so anti-greek?

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West Side Surgery Story

West Side Surgery Story
Overheard today outside of Fletcher:

Bro 1: "And you know, it's just like, we're always told that we should be doctors or something. They never say 'don't join a gang.'"
Bro 2: (nods in approval)

Amen to that, brother. It's been so hard; our whole neighborhood got swallowed up in a sea of preteen surgery and ob-gyn mischief. One love, word life.
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Douchey Bro Knows... Laundry Machine Sex

If there is one thing UCSB has, it is a healthy number of Douchey Bros looking to nail girls in uncomfortable places. No, not the back of a VW Bug.

But don't underestimate the wealth of douchey knowledge here at UCSB! This Douchey Bro (actually played by a very respectable, egali... MORE »
Latest comment by Oy to the World: thanks for the shout-out, tall friend! :)

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