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Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

According to IvyGate, graduating seniors with aspirations of making it on Wall Street should re-evaluate their short-term career goals–as soon as possible.

 

Speaking to an unidentified Ivy-Leaguer-turned-investment-banker, Dan Haley confirmed that, due to the current economic climate, internships at financial firms have become the unicorn of th...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: You mean I put money in and there will be no return on investment? F#@k.

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President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

Last week, the Nixon Library released over 198 hours of President Richard Nixon ranting and raving about--more or less--everything.

 

From the press to the Ivy League, Old Dick Nixon hated it all, and he wasn’t afraid to let everyone within an earshot know it—whether they cared to listen or not.

 

Thankfully, the mad ramblings of this presidenti...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Way to refer to a former president as looney, though you can say nixon was unstable at times, he created the EPA, he did end the draft, and opened up red china to trade with the west.

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Breaking: Brown Discovers Students Don't Want to Take Classes During Winter Break

Breaking: Brown Discovers Students Don't Want to Take Classes During Winter Break

Two years ago, January@Brown, the Web 2.0-inspired name given to Brown’s 10-day not-for-credit winter academic term, was born—probably from some ill-conceived notion that students love their university so much that they simply cannot get enough of it during the other eleven months.

 

As it turns out, however, 99.9 percent of the students do not ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i thought brown would be smarter than this. i was wrong.

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John Krasinski Visits Brown, Refuses to Attend Prom With Obsessed Fangirl

John Krasinski Visits Brown, Refuses to Attend Prom With Obsessed Fangirl

Last Tuesday, John Krasinski, Brown ’02, returned to his alma mater to impart wisdom upon the hundreds of adoring fans and students that came to hear him speak at Stuart Theater.

 

That’s right; Jim, the lovable, mischievous Assistant Regional Manager on NBC’s hit series The Office, is an Ivy Leaguer.

 

With such an impressive resume topped by b...

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Anne Hathaway's New Man Is Former Brown University Sleazebag

Anne Hathaway's New Man Is Former Brown University Sleazebag

Anne Hathaway is known as an actress with promise but also with very bad taste in men. It was just this summer that her former boyfriend Raffaello Follieri made headlines and not the good kind. He was arrested on fraud charges, sullying Hathaway’s name and supposedly causing naked pictures of her to fall into the FBI’s hands.
 

Now the ever-repu...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I used to like Ann very much.

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Grade Inflation Rears Its Ugly Head at Brown, More Than Half of Grades Issued Are A's

Grade Inflation Rears Its Ugly Head at Brown, More Than Half of Grades Issued Are A's

Every Ivy League university has been accused of grade inflation, the timeless art of giving students an A simply because they are special snowflakes, at one time or another, and today, it’s Brown’s turn.

 

According to the Office of Institutional Research, more than half of the grades issued last year (50.6%) were A’s. Since 1994, the number of ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Brown stinks.

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Brown's Annual Sex Power God Party Deemed a Success, Only Nine Students Hospitalized

Brown's Annual Sex Power God Party Deemed a Success, Only Nine Students Hospitalized

For the uninitiated, Sex Power God is the annual fundraiser thrown by Brown University’s Queer Alliance. In 2005, the event came under heavy scrutiny when conservative political pundit Bill O’Reilly aired raunchy footage taken at the event on Fox News and 24 students ended up in the hospital.

 

Since then, event coordinators have taken great str...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Those ladies are ivy-hot. In the real world, they are dogs with fat asses and muffin tops.

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Brown Professor Develops Software Capable of Seeing People Naked

Brown Professor Develops Software Capable of Seeing People Naked

Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba all share one thing common: they’ve never done a nude scene in a movie, much to the dismay of men everywhere. However, thanks to a Brown professor, that’s all about to change – sort of.

 

Professor of Computer Science Michael Black and his associate, Alexandru Balan, have developed a sophisticate...

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Brown Students Discover How to Ordain Friends With the Push of a Button

Brown Students Discover How to Ordain Friends With the Push of a Button

The key to becoming an ordained minister isn’t religious piety or devotion; it’s pressing a button on the Universal Life Church homepage and filling in some basic biographical information.

 

That’s right – with a simple click of the mouse, you too can become a minister for ULC, spreading the word of God to, uh, all your friends on campus.

 

The ...

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I couldn't agree more. The first amendment is exists to ensure that there is no "crack down" on it's way.

You may not agree with its practices Ivy League, but the Universal Life Church has been around over 50 years and has survived numerous legal battles. It's here to stay.

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Brown Student Pens Book About Chuck Norris and Mr. T, Pities Da Fool in The Process

Brown Student Pens Book About Chuck Norris and Mr. T, Pities Da Fool in The Process

“Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.”

 

Thanks to the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator, Chuck Norris, also known as Walker Texas Ranger, became an Internet legend – a meme that simply will not die.

 

Now, the creator of the infamous compendium of tall-tale facts that revitalized Norris’ defunct career, Brown’s very own...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i want a chuck norris action figure for the bathtub

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Brown Students to Give Condom-Grams Instead of Candy This Halloween

Brown Students to Give Condom-Grams Instead of Candy This Halloween

Who sends telegrams in this day and age? No one, that’s who.

 

Still, the Brown chapter of the Medical Students for Choice hopes to revive the age-old custom of communicating through the postal service—rather than by e-mail or instant messaging—with their new fund-raising scheme, the Condom-Grams.

 

While the price has yet to be announced, the p...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: ii think its gud bcuz it pervent kids out here dat luv o02 have sex protected... well ii know it break easily but condom is gud o04 yu

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Columbia Stars as Yale in Latest Gossip Girl Episode

Columbia Stars as Yale in Latest Gossip Girl Episode

Last night, the long-awaited episode of Gossip Girl in which Columbia University masquerades as Yale finally aired, and Columbia students everywhere took to their common rooms, quads and lounges for a solid hour to watch their campus make its GG debut together.

 

In case you missed it, the BWOG has a brief, yet informative recap of the show, com...

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Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

Before viewing the rankings, let’s put things into perspective. Many Europeans have a chip on their shoulder when it comes to their education system, and they get offended when someone from the United States claims to have a larger one on theirs.

 

Case and point: On October 1st, an OTR editor declared that Harvard, Columbia and the University o...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I know what that dude meant by 'most talked' as soon as I see those Chinese names lol
I gotta say that he was so right.
Of course those Asian univers

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Popular Sex Shop Near Brown Closes Down

Popular Sex Shop Near Brown Closes Down

Miko Exoticwear, the sex shop located on Wickenden Street near Brown, has closed permanently, leaving the one or two oversexed Brown students in existence with no place to turn to satiate their hedonistic desires.

 

According to the owner, the reason for the shop’s untimely demise was “mismanagement of funds by the store’s manager.” However, giv...

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Ivy League Takes Top Honors in Third Annual Sexual Health Report Card, DePaul Not So Much

Ivy League Takes Top Honors in Third Annual Sexual Health Report Card, DePaul Not So Much

Trojan Condoms released their third annual Sexual Health Report Card today, and the Ivy League took two of the top five spots and placed favorably overall.

 

For the uninitiated, the Sexual Health Report Card ranks 130 colleges and universities based on the quality and availability of sexual health services and resources on campus. And so, in th...

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The Official "Green" Rankings For The Ivy League

The Official "Green" Rankings For The Ivy League

The 2009 College Sustainability Report, also known as the “Green Report Card,” is finally out. And so, let’s all take a break from ogling gorgeous celebrities to evaluate a much more serious set of Ivy League rankings.

 

For the uninitiated, the annualized Report Card measures the sustainability – i.e. a school’s ability to meet “the needs of th...

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Ivy League Urban Legends: The Princeton Alumnus and the $250,000 Ferrari

Ivy League Urban Legends: The Princeton Alumnus and the $250,000 Ferrari

Fact or Fiction:

 

According to urban legend, a Princeton graduate, who worked on Wall Street at the time, went into a New York City bank and asked for a $5,000 loan.

 

When the loan officer asked him why he needed the money, the man responded, “I’m going to India on business for two weeks and desperately need the loan to cover my flight and hot...

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It's Party Time For the Ivy League Finance Majors Out There...

It's Party Time For the Ivy League Finance Majors Out There...

The U.S. economy is in shambles, and those of you who studied finance, economics or business management hoping to one day score a prestigious Wall Street job are screwed.

 

Don't fret, though!

 

Here's something to cheer you all up and help you forget that your careers -- for all intents and purposes -- are doomed.

 

If HALCALI's new video doesn...

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Eight Great Ivy League Scandals

Eight Great Ivy League Scandals

The Ivy League may be the crème de la crème when it comes to academics, but that doesn’t mean the Ancient Eight are without their share of faults and scandals.

 

Here are eight scandals that blemished the Ivy League's good name:

 

1. The Columbia University Noose Incident: In October 2007, a hangman’s noose was found pinned to the door of Madonn...

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Northwestern Is Better Than Half of the Ivy League

Northwestern Is Better Than Half of the Ivy League

Last week, Forbes released their inaugural list of the best colleges in the United States, and my alma mater, Northwestern, came in eleventh place, beating out four of the eight Ivy League universities.

 

Don’t believe me? Here’s the evidence, Mr. Naysayer:

 

1. Princeton University
2. California Institute of Technology
3. Harvard University
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