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Brown's Annual Sex Power God Party Deemed a Success, Only Nine Students Hospitalized

The annual Sex Power God fundraiser went off without a "hitch" this weekend -- that is, if you don't consider nine hospitalizations a "hitch."
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Brown Professor Develops Software Capable of Seeing People Naked

Scarlett Johansson has never appeared nude on film, but with this software, your fantasy will finally come true.
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Pic of the Day: Dead Palin & Bubble Tea Takeover over Brown Watering Hole

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Brown Students Discover How to Ordain Friends With the Push of a Button

In about ten minutes, you can easily ordain all your friends and family members without their knowledge.
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You may not agree with its practices Ivy League, but the Universal Life Church has been around over 50 years and has survived numerous legal battles. It's here to stay.
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Grade Inflation Rears Its Ugly Head at Brown, More Than Half of Grades Issued Are A's

Over 50 percent of the grades issued last year were A's. Are Brown students the smartest kids in the world? [Hint: No.]
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Brown Vs. Bella Minx Burly-Q

Ooooh. Now you can watch the gals of Bella Minx Burly-Q, stars of the Providence Burlesque scene, from the comfort of your very own computer:
Bella Minx Burly-Tube
You're welcome!
In case you missed my article in Campus Connection, Providence Does Burlesque, here's a taste test:
"Modern entertainment h
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Hot Student Body Survey, Sole Stylings, & iLL-Literacy

In case you care, today is the last day to take the USC Poll on MyCourses. USC wants to learn more about what your hot student body wants. It's also an opportunity for you to determine the Spring Weekend line-up and, perhaps most importantly, win tickets. You have until 11 PM.
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... MORE »Dog Drool, Free Backrubs at Brown, and a New President.

Three things:
1) Sad about the election results? Go down to the Main Green before 1 PM, and let one of the dogs from the Heavy Petting project slobber all over you. It won't make you feel better, because there's no hope for you if you voted for Robot McCain, but it will make me hap
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what year were these guys at brown?