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Iraqi Journalist Throws Not One, but Two Shoes at Bush, Worst. Secret Service. Ever.

Iraqi Journalist Throws Not One, but Two Shoes at Bush, Worst. Secret Service. Ever.

This weekend at a press conference in Iraq, an Iraqi journalist threw his shoes at President Bush, who dodged them with cat-like reflexes. No this is not an Onion article. It actually happened.

 

Throwing ones' shoes is a sign of disrespect in Iraqi culture, and the young journalist has probably earned himself a future in Guantanamo to make the ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I can't begin to believe how lame this was. Talk about a COMPLETE breach of presidential security.. this was textbook. What a farce. Israeli defense analysts are probably alr

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Bush is the Sad Kid on the Playground

Bush is the Sad Kid on the Playground

Now that his term is almost over, the other world leaders realized they don’t have to be nice to him anymore. Watch him walk onstage at the G20 summit, and not one person shakes his hand. Rick Sanchez remarks on how Bush used to be called the “bully” of the international community, but now he’s more like the smelly kid at recess no one wants to ...

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The Onion, Founded By University of Wisconsin Students, Predicts The Future With Painful Accuracy

The Onion, Founded By University of Wisconsin Students, Predicts The Future With Painful Accuracy

In an election already full of the accidentally absurd, The Onion provides some much needed intentional absurdity. And while this faux news source created by two students from the University of Wisconsin may not exactly be based on things like facts and reporting, that doesn’t mean they don’t stumble upon the truth every once in a while.
 

Just ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Grew up within walking distance of the UW campus (if you had half a day); and I am weirder that most of the people I meet.

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Freshman Plots To Assassinate Prez

Freshman Plots To Assassinate Prez

There’s been a lot of brouhaha surrounding colleges in the news this week.
 

For one thing, two female students at Yale Law School are suing the people who wrote anonymous, defamatory comments about them on the Internet that were traced back to the original writers.
 

In the world of athletics, an ex-University of Toledo basketball player has be...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: do they think he was after Bush or Obama?

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Taking Bush's Name From Crap to Campus

Taking Bush's Name From Crap to Campus

While President Bush’s reign is winding down, a group in San Francisco is trying to ensure his legacy lives on. This November, voters will determine whether a sewage plant in the area will be renamed for Bush.

 

Goodbye, Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant and hello, George W. Bush Sewage Plant.
 

Though local Republicans think the measure ...

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The Future of Our Government on Facebook

The Future of Our Government on Facebook

Facebook contains embarrassing photos??? Frankly, I am shocked.

 

But just in case you hadn't already heard, in a recent, LA Times op-ed piece, the co-editors of IvyGate discuss the negative effects of posting inappropriate pictures online. They also speculate about the impact such pictures may have on future politicians.

 

If a story about a lo...

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