"I'm really qualified." "This job is perfect for me." "Please, dear God give me this job. "I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DEER, AND WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL ABSORB THE POWER OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND SLOWLY CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THIS JOB!"

 

A variety of the above statements could be heard

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The well-known accounting and consulting firm Deloitte & Touche seeks to invest in academic programs for International Financial Reporting Standards (IFRS).

The University Consortium will offer "intellectual and financial" support to OSU and Virginia Tech students involved in the account... MORE »

Sometimes you get out of college and need to find a job. You know, anything you can to just make a buck. Say your friend has a way to make cheap t-shirts. You hook up with him and decide to sell shirts.

The design on said shirts? The embarrassingly lame logo of the Boston's subway s... MORE »

Maybe you've heard of Google? It's this website that lets you search the internet. It's worth a good $25 billion, give or take.

Well now it turns out Northeastern wants a chunk of that cash. More specifically Michael Belanger and NU prof Kenneth Baclawski who say they laid the framework for the... MORE »

Most UMich research findings  are as obvious as Anderson Cooper's homosexuality. Our latest discovery? Favors to stock analysts from CEOs of big companies have an effect on how those stocks are rated.... MORE »

As one of the top business schools in the country, The Whitman School of Management climbed down from its high horse to teach disabled US Army veterans returning from Iraq how to make the big bucks—without the $43,... MORE »

ABC Cafe, C-Town's famous eatery/music venue is on the verge of leaving the Ithaca scene for good, and is in desperate need of fast cash. The Cafe is reaching out to investors on reputable community website craigslist, more famous for don't-ask-don't tell casual sex and cheap futons than reliable investment opportunit

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I don't know what is the worst part about Craving Cookies, business management junior Scott Davidson's new 'burg-based cookie delivery service. Is it that...

• The DNR blatantly points out David copy-catted Insomnia Cookies, which, you know, like delivers cookies at NYU, Syracuse, and Michigan Stat

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