MUOHIO - Miami of OhioEvents

I'm The Guy (or Girl) for The Job!

I'm The Guy (or Girl) for The Job!

"I'm really qualified." "This job is perfect for me." "Please, dear God give me this job. "I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DEER, AND WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL ABSORB THE POWER OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND SLOWLY CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THIS JOB!"

 

A variety of the above statements could be heard

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Latest comment by Anonymous: sucks for the fine arts students

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OSU - Ohio State, Virginia Tech, Syracuse UniversityNews

Deloitte & Touche Aids OSU and Virginia Tech

Deloitte & Touche Aids OSU and Virginia Tech
The well-known accounting and consulting firm Deloitte & Touche seeks to invest in academic programs for International Financial Reporting Standards (IFRS).

The University Consortium will offer "intellectual and financial" support to OSU and Virginia Tech students involved in the account... MORE »
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NortheasternBitchin 'N Moanin

NU Alum Tries To Sell 'T' T-Shirts Unsuccessfully

NU Alum Tries To Sell 'T' T-Shirts Unsuccessfully
Sometimes you get out of college and need to find a job. You know, anything you can to just make a buck. Say your friend has a way to make cheap t-shirts. You hook up with him and decide to sell shirts.

The design on said shirts? The embarrassingly lame logo of the Boston's subway s... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: The MBTA used to make these shirts. They sold them in the subway. True story.

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NortheasternNews

Northeastern Sues (Wait For It...) Google

Northeastern Sues (Wait For It...) Google
Maybe you've heard of Google? It's this website that lets you search the internet. It's worth a good $25 billion, give or take.

Well now it turns out Northeastern wants a chunk of that cash. More specifically Michael Belanger and NU prof Kenneth Baclawski who say they laid the framework for the... MORE »
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University of MichiganNews

UM Study Proves Something Relevant For Once...

UM Study Proves Something Relevant For Once...
Ok, so that's done, and your stock won't be rated down even though your company sucks...

Most UMich research findings  are as obvious as Anderson Cooper's homosexuality. Our latest discovery? Favors to stock analysts from CEOs of big companies have an effect on how those stocks are rated.... MORE »
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Syracuse UniversityNews

The Whitman School Has A Heart

The Whitman School Has A Heart
"It smells funny," said one student of the unusual good will exuded by Whitman as of late.

As one of the top business schools in the country, The Whitman School of Management climbed down from its high horse to teach disabled US Army veterans returning from Iraq how to make the big bucks—without the $43,... MORE »
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CornellNews

ABC Cafe in Crisis!

ABC Cafe in Crisis!

ABC Cafe, C-Town's famous eatery/music venue is on the verge of leaving the Ithaca scene for good, and is in desperate need of fast cash. The Cafe is reaching out to investors on reputable community website craigslist, more famous for don't-ask-don't tell casual sex and cheap futons than reliable investment opportunit

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Try the juevos rancheros on a hangover. Heavenly. Bests everything on College Ave.

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JMU - James MadisonEvents

C is for Crap, er, I Mean, Cookie

C is for Crap, er, I Mean, Cookie
I don't know what is the worst part about Craving Cookies, business management junior Scott Davidson's new 'burg-based cookie delivery service. Is it that...
  • The DNR blatantly points out David copy-catted Insomnia Cookies, which, you know, like delivers cookies at NYU, Syracuse, and Michigan Stat
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Latest comment by Anonymous: --Just read this and was amazed at the hostility.--


"The DNR blatantly points out David copy-catted Insomnia Cookies, which, you know, like delivers cookies at NYU, Syracuse, and Michigan State."
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