Campus Characters
Palin Transferred Between Six Colleges
So she can't make a decision about college. That should bode well for making decisions that impact the entire country.
Fresno Resident Graduates From Harvard With a 4.0 GPA, Now Works at Blockbuster
By Aristotle's Son (09/03/2008 09:50 AM) Tags: straight as, gpa, brittney lane, genius, geniuses
If you think graduating from an Ivy League school is difficult, imagine doing it with straight A’s.
Last spring, Brittney Lane, 22, accomplished this daunting task by graduating from Harvard with a perfect 4.0 – a feat that has only been achieved six times
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Ann Coulter Wannabe Advises College Students Against Sociology, Gay and Lesbian Lit, & Pretty Much Everything Else
By Tracy O'Neill (09/03/2008 5:32 PM) Tags: liberal arts, townhallcom, conservative, neocon, college advice
Ashley Herzog hates on more things and people than there is time to ennumerate.
BU's Angry Forest Gump
By Callum Hanlon (09/04/2008 9:52 PM) 
Dear Comm Ave Running Guy,
Where are you? I've been up in Boston for four days now and I have yet to see your angry mug lumbering down the street.
I miss the way that you scream "Get the **** away from me," whenever I try to address you in any way, shape or form. I miss the way you wear those weights--especi
... MORE »Back in Fine Form
By Valencia Chang (09/04/2008 06:54 AM) Tags: rutgers, girls, football
The ladies of Rutgers kicks off the school year in high spirit by forming the best damn pyramid ever.
Firebombing Animal Rights Activist Gets Arrested for Fake ID
By Prada Debutante (09/04/2008 2:16 PM) Tags: animal rights activists, firebomb, college scandal, nathan pope, animal rights investigation
Most college students have gotten caught with fake IDs at the bar or liquor store, but last month, Nathan Pope, a Cabrillo College student, was caught with one because police were investigating him for firebombing the home of a UC Santa Cruz professor. The bes
... MORE »UConn Student Arrested for Allegedly Selling Marijuana From His Dorm Room
By Lacy Hart (09/04/2008 1:52 PM) Tags: student criminals, drug, marijuana
If the police come to your dorm room and find marijuana, do not use the "it's my personal stash, so it's OK" excuse and expect to get away with it.
Rutgers Crew, Now Re-crew-ting
By Valencia Chang (09/03/2008 1:44 PM) Tags: william dowling, crew team, football, recruiting
The Rutgers crew team, which had alumni representation in the US Olympic team at Beijing this year, is recruiting on the steps of Brower Commons on College Avenue.
From far away, it looks like people finally got tired of working out indoors to classic rock and blasting air conditioning, a
... MORE »Wesleyan's Zombie Art Collective: The Resurrection?
By JeanDesiree (08/31/2008 04:52 AM) Tags: art, zombie, zombie art collective, argus, court 13, SBC WSA
Several students have emailed me about the Zombie Art Collective already this semester. I wish I could pass on the whole history of the group to you all, but there's no time for that. And the history is nothing without the future resurrection! (I'm not sure what I mean by that, but ju
... MORE »First Days Back: Who Had the Best Week Ever?
By almamater (09/05/2008 10:34 AM) Tags: back to school, start of classes, first days back, best week ever, grass endowment, seniors
Not me! I started the year with major sleep deprivation (damn you, RA training, voter registration, and Ikea furniture assembly!), a broken computer, and classes full of some of Columbia's dumbest, but these people are much better off:
5. A group of several students partying on the Woodbri
... MORE »The Creature Behind The Dorm Door
By Meagan Hill (09/06/2008 8:39 PM) Tags: college life, dorm room
And the tittle-tattle continues freshmen move into dorms throughout the yard…
Freshmen 1 spotted engaging in an intellectually stimulating conversion with nearby Freshmen 2 over the hardships they faced this summer deciding which of 4 Ivy League acceptances to honor.
Two other fresh faces caught
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