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The Terrible Truth: Masturbating Linked to Prostate Cancer

The Terrible Truth: Masturbating Linked to Prostate Cancer

Bad news, guys. Really bad news. All those years where you thought that choking the chicken was innocuous were big fat lies.. A new study from the United Kingdom shows that men who frequently masturbate are more likely to get prostate cancer.

 

 

Yep, that’s right, exercising your forearms is probably not the best exercise for your health. Unle...

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Regular Fellatio Decreases Chances of Breast Cancer, Study Finds

Regular Fellatio Decreases Chances of Breast Cancer, Study Finds

I have just received this information via anonymous tip, and am more than thrilled to share it with all you happy people about to depart on your fall break.

 

According to cnn.com, performing fellatio and swallowing actually reduces women's chances of breast cancer.

 

"Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, o...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Bad taste in article. I hope someone should let you realize that this is an old web hoax going back to 2003. Just search the article title and it comes up multiple times as a hoax. However, swallowing semen has be legitimately proven to make women less depressed.

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Contaminated UC Berkeley Site is "Safe" Say Crazed Health Officials

Contaminated UC Berkeley Site is "Safe" Say Crazed Health Officials

Today health officials have made a truly incoherent statement regarding UC Berkeley’s Richmond Field Station and Campus Bay: the sites are safe for current residents but are not safe to build homes on. What!?

 

The report linked exposure to hazardous compounds in the cesspool, I mean area, with several minor ailments like impaired neurological d...

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The Dirt: Avoid These Products & Avoid Cancer

The Dirt: Avoid These Products & Avoid Cancer

It’s not just your skin’s moisture level that is sure to suffer thanks to the recent discovery at Rutgers of cancer causing agents in moisturizers. Scientists suspect the insidious ingredient at work here may be sodium lauryl sulfate.

 

Never heard of it?

 

Trust me, you use it.
 

Below is a list of 15 everyday items taken from the U.S Departmen...

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Attack of the Killer Lotion-- and How to Thwart It

Attack of the Killer Lotion-- and How to Thwart It

Spawned by lab scientists in a maniacal search for a cheap and effective foaming agent, sodium lauryl sulphate, or CH3(CH2)10CH2(OCH2CH2)nOSO3Na, is now threatening to overtake the world—with cancer. The Journal of Investigative Dermatology recently published a study positing that skin products, shampoos, etc. containing sodium lauryl sulphate m...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: This is a joke!

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Live Strong with Lance on May 13

Live Strong with Lance on May 13
Can you believe it's been so long since the yellow LIVESTRONG bracelet craze? We're growing up so fast. Next thing you know it'll be graduation, then everyone will be getting married and having kids, and then... well, uh, dying.

In all more seriousness, it can be easy to ignore The Big Stuff when you're just trying to pass finals, finish papers

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Alcohol Leads To Breast Cancer?

Alcohol Leads To Breast Cancer?

Alcohol. Oh, how I love thee. Too bad it doesn’t like women or their breasts. A recent study conducted at the National Cancer Institute in the United States has found that alcohol consumption may substantially increase the risk of developing breast cancer. Even moderate consumption (one drink a day) could lead to as much as a 35% increase in dev...

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