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Re-Posted Poster

Re-Posted Poster
As promised in a previous post, I corrected and hung back up Duncan's poster.

We like to think the poster's been enhanced... hey, any publicity's good publicity, right?
Latest comment by The Peasant: @ Anonymous: So, does he need to ACTUALLY skeet on it to please you people, or what?

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TuftsNews

Attention: Man Apparently Looks Like Bearded Penis

Attention: Man Apparently Looks Like Bearded Penis
Carmichael Dining Hall, you've done it again! You never fail to inundate mine ears with the craziest snatches of inane conversations ever to grace human lips. Tufts may have terrible meal plan options, but eating on campus is totally worth it to hear things like this:

Girl: You know that ... MORE »
Latest comment by The Merry Widow: Whoa. Did you find that pic by Googling "Bearded Penis"? Because I would have been way too scared to do that.

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TuftsNews

So Many Bananas, So Little Time

So Many Bananas, So Little Time
Overheard at Carmichael Dining Hall today:

Guy 1: No, bro, you could buy so many bananas with $48,000
Guy 2: Dude, you're so right.

What's that? Is that the sweet smell the best crazy Bananas & Brews party ever?
All signs point to "yes!"
Latest comment by The Peasant: @ Ms.RedCup: It was probably my best on-campus dining experience ever.

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Give Me Meal Plan Options or Give Me Death

Give Me Meal Plan Options or Give Me Death
Hey, Tufts sophomores, important news about your meal plan options: you don’t have any. It’s bad enough that all freshmen are forced to pay for the premium meal plan—but even sophomores hardly have anything to decide between.

Prove it, you say? Alright, let’s assume you want to save your parents... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: What's really ridiculous about sophomore meal plans is that you pay 10.69$ or 10.70$ respectively for every one of your meals as a sophomore, but if you were to buy lunch on points, it would only cost 9.4... MORE »

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TuftsRandom

Pre-Frosh Survival Kit: Installment 4

Pre-Frosh Survival Kit: Installment 4
The dining hall. It is a very important part of campus life, whether your stomping grounds are Dewick or Carm.

No matter what, though, don't forget this rule, Freshman:

JUST BECAUSE THERE IS CEREAL THERE DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO EAT IT FOR EVERY MEAL.
And, no, the waffle maker is not a replacement, e... MORE »
Latest comment by The Peasant: You're just angry because Frosted Flakes aren't vegan.

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TuftsBitchin 'N Moanin

Carmichael Cockroaches: I Owe You One

Carmichael Cockroaches: I Owe You One
I never thought I'd ever give props to the bugs in Carmichael Hall (try being afraid to walk around the halls of your own dorm as a freshman for fear of assault by unclassifiable insect). But, after dealing with the onslaught of cockroaches and waterbugs littering my apartment, I have to say thank you ... MORE »
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