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The Student That Stole The Body of Christ

Posted by Seminoles Girl 07/09/2008 08:45 AM
Tags: Religion, Catholics, Webster Cook, Fox News, Orlando, Florida
The Student That Stole The Body of Christ

If you mess with Jesus, you will receive death threats from Catholic zealots. This is the story of one University of Central Florida student that learned this lesson the hard way.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: The one thing none of you seems to be aware of is that there is a satan cult growing quickly here in the US. They take the communion wafer and use it in their religious ceremonies. That is why the ... MORE »

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TuftsBitchin 'N Moanin

Flowers!

Posted by The Misanthropist 04/14/2008 1:28 PM
Tags: ass rape, sodomy, catholics, pansies
Flowers!
So after months of this campus looking like it got raped up the ass by Dracula, they're finally planting flowers!!

Needless to say the farmer in me was upset to see they're planting ugly annuals.

This isn't really news. I'm just kind of a tool.  You could say I'm a Home Depot of tools, actually.  That's how much uebertoolage I possess.
Latest comment by Anonymous: sorry but rape is not a funny word. i understand this site uses sarcasm and satire to evoke humor out of sometimes stupid situations (flowers for example) but some things shouldn't be joked about. thanks!

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