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Annoying College Writer Zac Bissonnette on Sadistic College Admissions

Annoying College Writer Zac Bissonnette on Sadistic College Admissions

Daily Beast college contributor Zac Bissonnette thinks high school seniors are obsessed with college, calling the college application process “one of the most emotionally wrought contests of their lives," which it might be for huge nerds. The UMass student also believes that college admissions people are sadistically dangling the possibility of ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Bissonnette should do some research before making a lie of his own premise; Reed doesn't participate in USNWR's one-size-fits-none ranking nonsense, and has asked the publication to re

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New York Times Discovers Fake College Trend

New York Times Discovers Fake College Trend

The New York Times thinks it has discovered a college trend, that being the desire to innovate. Reporter John Schwartz says that in his supreme knowledge of colleges (as a parent) he’s seen the innovator impulse. And according to him, that’s new.

 

Schwartz writes:

Now, let’s not get carried away: as a reporter and as a parent, I find myself ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Pluto IS a planet because unlike most objects in the Kuiper Belt, it has attained hydrostatic equilibrium, meaning it has enough self-gravity to have pulled itself into a round shape. When an object is large eno

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R.I.P. GM, Ford, and Chrysler

R.I.P. GM, Ford, and Chrysler

This is THE END.  The auto industry is dead.  Or just about. 

 

It's amazing the stories you hear about car manufacturers from where I sit, in an educated mid-Michigan community that is perfectly suited to retrain autoworkers into just about anything technical that is not auto-related.

 

Governor Granholm was interviewed by the national media al...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Free legal services for all UAW members. Are you kidding me, what a joke. One person, justify all you're benifits please.

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Five Essentials for the Average College Female in an Economy Gone Wild

Five Essentials for the Average College Female in an Economy Gone Wild

On Thursday I provided college males out there with a list of 5 essentials to survive as the market continues to go straight to Hell and promised to follow up with a list of 5 essentials for the female student. As promised, here is my list of essentials for the average college female to get through these tough financial times, because not all of...

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Latest comment by redhawkwriter: Yes, Mr. or Ms. Anonymous, I had to put tampons on the list, because it is one of 5 ESSENTIALS.

And yes, Ms. Chang, the whole thing was pretty much a shot to the ole testosterone.

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Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

Before viewing the rankings, let’s put things into perspective. Many Europeans have a chip on their shoulder when it comes to their education system, and they get offended when someone from the United States claims to have a larger one on theirs.

 

Case and point: On October 1st, an OTR editor declared that Harvard, Columbia and the University o...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I've worn my Edinburgh sweater around the US and it says 'Established 1583', the first thing people ask is 'Is that a real University?' and the next questio

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Ten Easy Ways to Spot a Freshman

Ten Easy Ways to Spot a Freshman

Spot the freshman

 

The new wave of students are set to hit the party scene this weekend. Their first weekend of freedom from their parents and high school will be primarily spent at house parties around campus. Beware of these freshmen! They are beer-guzzling, fight-causing, puking machines. Here are ten ways to spot a freshman invader.

 

10. R...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: these are good things to know since im a freshman i'll try to avoid these things

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New Sarah Palin College Picture Unearthed, Sadly No Bikini

New Sarah Palin College Picture Unearthed, Sadly No Bikini

The shirt says, "I may be broke but I'm not flat busted." Classtastic. Although I guess it's good she didn't grow up during the days of Abercrombie or else she might be wearing a "Spitters and Quitters" shirt.

This brings me to a new point, can you imagine all the ridiculous crap that's going to be unearthed about the politicians of the future ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Wow Dude, cut back on the red bull!
i mean, your dead on about every thing, it just sounds like your in love with sarah palin.
of course,who's not though?
coolest thing about her is, if bi

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Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed

Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed

Coed Magazine’s University of Michigan blogger, Jason, explained why Michael Strahan staying retired is the best thing for NY Giants fans.

 

Over at College Candy, UMass blogger, Kelly, posted a guide on “how to avoid the dirt and make the big(ger) bucks” with a college job.

 

Drunken Stepfather reported that the owner of Antiquiet, a music blog...

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Movie "College" Has Nothing On Actual College

Movie "College" Has Nothing On Actual College

The “college visit” movie is hard to pull off (see the monstrosity that was College Road Trip).
 

But yet another contender is throwing its hat in the ring, and it’s simply titled College.
 

The movie, which follows three high school students' wild weekend visit to a local campus, premieres this Friday. Watch the trailer below:

 

 

The previe...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: 420 at UC Santa Cruz is intense!!

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If College Were a Club, I'd Pay a $40K Cover

If College Were a Club, I'd Pay a $40K Cover

Somebody needs to sit down Kent State University president Lester Lefton and have a little chat with him. Homie seems to have gotten the impression that college is about trying out a bunch of classes, or some other nonsense. I nominate the Kent State student who told the Kent News that college is “just one big party with a cover charge.”

 

Accor...

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Young Whiz Kids Invade College Campuses

Young Whiz Kids Invade College Campuses

Life is hard as a child prodigy. Colin Carlson was set to start at Connecticut College this fall, but recently some deans refused to allow the young boy to affiliate with an academic house. They cited challenges and legal risks that come with having him on campus. Now, the preteen will enroll at University of Connecticut instead.
 

At the age of...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Happy New Year! A new docudrama for a major cable network is searching for families that have amazing children! Geniuses, artists, musicians, athletes, etc. We are searching for truly gifted super high achieving c

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10 Worst College-Themed Movies Ever

10 Worst College-Themed Movies Ever

1) College Road Trip

A girl who wants to go visit colleges with her friends gets stuck with her overbearing and overprotective father instead. It sounds like a good enough plot. However, when the annoying Raven-Symoné and obnoxious Martin Lawrence are the main stars, it’s the perfect recipe for disaster.


2) Accepted

Again, the plot of this movi...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Come on, "I still know what you did last summer" has a very nice surprise in the end... And Jennifer... she's the best ever!!

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Bill Clinton Crushes Thousands of UCLA Grads

Bill Clinton Crushes Thousands of UCLA Grads

Once again, the Clintons disappoint thousands. Not only that, he possibly crushed UCLA students on one of the most important days of their life – college graduation.

 

Bill backed out of his speaking engagement at UCLA’s commencement ceremony because of an ongoing labor dispute in California.

What a bummer.

 

On the bright side, if these future ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: If you truly believe that the President has anything to do with the economy, then go back and take some Economic classes. Every single person who knows anything and I mean anything about politics

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Hottest College Girl Ever?

Hottest College Girl Ever?
CollegeHumor.com has named the "Hottest College Girl Ever." Her name's Alison. She goes to the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. She likes Fight Club (not bad).

There's no list of criteria for being the absolute hottest college chick, at least not on the website. Which leaves the entire thing up to speculation... even diggers (digg.com) repor

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Latest comment by Anonymous: does she have myspace or facebook????

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Men Get Fem: Male Birth Control to Hit Shelves

Men Get Fem:  Male Birth Control to Hit Shelves
As gender roles continue to bend in all directions, we seen the following:
Bust Magazine reported on "Faux Queens" (women dressed as drag queens)
 * A man who is biologically/genetically a female get pregnant (did ya ctach the segment on Oprah?)
* Gay couples (without marriage rights) getting surrogate mothers to assist them in building homo-

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Latest comment by Anonymous: The reason it hasnt caught on is NOT b/c there is no way to prove that a guy is on it. You cant prove that a girl is on the pill either. The fact remains that condoms are most effective way to prevent transfe

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College Jeopardy To Feature Michigan Student

College Jeopardy To Feature Michigan Student
Buck Futter!

College Jeopardy began earlier this week and tonight will be Michigan's chance to shine. Sure it's not regular jeopardy where the questions aren't dumbed down to the point of showing a video clip of Harrison Ford swinging from his whip in an Indiana Jones movie and asking who the actor was (fact), but it's something. Michigan Seni

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Columbus, Ohio is a whore. Ha? Ha? Cute.

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