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College Kids Get Boring During Recession, Can't Cover Lameness Without Booze

College Kids Get Boring During Recession, Can't Cover Lameness Without Booze

The econalypse is making college kids lame. First, the coeds had to cut back on the massive quantity of booze normally consumed. That made it more apparent that many of them aren’t all that interesting. Now, they’ve chosen dry news over articles with titles like “69 Ways to Please Your Man.” A recent survey conducted by Anderson Analytics found ...

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