Do not adjust your monitor or vision. This blog post is real and not a figment of your imagination spurred on by some wild, fever-induced dream nightmare. Nor is it a blatant advertisement posted by a shady individual looking to make a quick buck off of OTR's once-loyal fan base.

No, this is a rebirth.

Much like the phoenix, OTR has risen up...

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Chrissy Wallace, a college-aged young woman raised in St. Louis, where Wash U is located, isn't interested in school. She has other things on her mind-- like showing the boys how it’s done. The twenty-year-old NASCAR racer is the niece of former NASCAR champ Rusty Wallace and next year will begin competing full time in the truck series (that’s t...

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There are turning moments in life, such as realizing for the first time that visits from Tooth Fairy are nothing but your mother throwing her spare change from the floor of her car to beneath your pillow or that the Montauk Monster is nothing but the Photoshop work of some bored techie. Mike was having one of those moments.

After the honeymoon...

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All summer, Jason Shah sweat through arduous hours of near indentured servitude at CollegeOTR as an intern. He longed for the carefree days at Harvard away from his tormentor, the notorious Ivy League Managing Editor.

When would the work weeks filled with cruel phrases like “Hey intern, I hate you!” end? When would he be able to once again spe...

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After the Olympics, we at CollegeOTR, were fearful of anticlimax. Then, against the odds, we were presented with the most momentous of occasions: the delivery of an espresso machine to the office.

Michael Szewczyk, Director of Operations and caffeine superstar, could barely contain his glee. As he tore open the box and threw Styrofoam packagin...

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