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20-Year-Old NASCAR Driver Chrissy Wallace Prefers Speed to School

20-Year-Old NASCAR Driver Chrissy Wallace Prefers Speed to School

Chrissy Wallace, a college-aged young woman raised in St. Louis, where Wash U is located, isn't interested in school. She has other things on her mind-- like showing the boys how it’s done. The twenty-year-old NASCAR racer is the niece of former NASCAR champ Rusty Wallace and next year will begin competing full time in the truck series (that’s t...

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Toy Supplies Mount and Cardboard People Invade CollegeOTR

Toy Supplies Mount and Cardboard People Invade CollegeOTR

It all began innocuously enough. One day, CEO Doug Imbruce, brought each employee an animal-ninja action figure for their desk. Then, a few weeks later, the OTR mastermind left little Swedish dolls as trinkets by their computers. It seemed benign enough to the writers, who, typing innocently away about the John Edwards sex scandal and amphetamin...

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Latest comment by Jessica Almanza: Haha, you would OTR! Love the new digs!

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OTR Breaks Espresso Machine, Wets Its Proverbial Pants

OTR Breaks Espresso Machine, Wets Its Proverbial Pants

There are turning moments in life, such as realizing for the first time that visits from Tooth Fairy are nothing but your mother throwing her spare change from the floor of her car to beneath your pillow or that the Montauk Monster is nothing but the Photoshop work of some bored techie. Mike was having one of those moments.

 

After the honeymoon...

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CollegeOTR Intern Despairs Over Vacuous Life and Vending Machine

CollegeOTR Intern Despairs Over Vacuous Life and Vending Machine

All summer, Jason Shah sweat through arduous hours of near indentured servitude at CollegeOTR as an intern. He longed for the carefree days at Harvard away from his tormentor, the notorious Ivy League Managing Editor.

 

When would the work weeks filled with cruel phrases like “Hey intern, I hate you!” end? When would he be able to once again spe...

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Latest comment by Jessica Almanza: Haha, poor Jason.

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OTR Gets Espresso Machine, Wets its Proverbial Pants

OTR Gets Espresso Machine, Wets its Proverbial Pants

After the Olympics, we at CollegeOTR, were fearful of anticlimax. Then, against the odds, we were presented with the most momentous of occasions: the delivery of an espresso machine to the office.

 

Michael Szewczyk, Director of Operations and caffeine superstar, could barely contain his glee. As he tore open the box and threw Styrofoam packagin...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Mikey Fresh puts the office coffee beans into his ass and then puts them back in the bag. He thinks it's funny to watch you drink his ass cofee. That explains the glee.

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