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The Amazing Exploding Toilets of State College

The Amazing Exploding Toilets of State College

A toilet exploded near Penn State a few days ago, spewing forth tons of fecal matter and sewage. Students in the area should keep this in mind next time they are throwing up in a toilet after a night of drinking.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Not to worry.
State College sewage doesn't stink.
http://www.dotpenn.com/2008/395/lawsuit-averted-state-college-sewage-doesnt-stink.html

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Nice try, but no Al Qaeda here

Nice try, but no Al Qaeda here
I don’t have any insider information on this whole situation with an ad in the Collegian implying that the Muslim Student Association here at Penn State has ties to Al Qaeda, but I sure as hell have an opinion about it.

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Penn State IFC to Members - "Uhh, Nevermind"

Penn State IFC to Members - "Uhh, Nevermind"
Abe Gitterman can't talk right now

It's pretty ironic that the IFC (or at least IFC President Abe Gitterman) tried to stop fraternity members from saying things that might make frats in general look bad, but clearly stuck the proverbial foot in their mouth by telling members they coul... MORE »
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Week in Review - February 1, 2008 ... Only 3 Days 'Til IndePennState Day!

Week in Review - February 1, 2008 ... Only 3 Days 'Til IndePennState Day!

                     Remember to join the IndePennState Day group on Facebook

We forgot to review all the stories from last week, but three weeks into the semester we're finally back into mid-semester form. And so ... It's often hard to remember everythin

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Latest comment by ha-mace: Not like television? How dare you! This is all the week's news in one handy, ready-to-eat form. It's for the really really lazy. Hey, at least I don't just condens... MORE »

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Penn State Has A Student Radio Station ... Barely

Penn State Has A Student Radio Station ... Barely

It's got to be hard running a student radio station these days. Sure, everyone's walking around with headphones on these days, but how many of them are actually connected to radios, much less 90.7? That's not to say the station is bad, we actually give it a listen quite frequentl

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Searching For That Perfect Christmas Gift? Here Ya Go

Searching For That Perfect Christmas Gift? Here Ya Go
                                                   This was not photoshopped

If there's one thing we've learned from writing this blog it's that whenever we're struggling to find something to write about, The Collegian always helps us out. And tonight was no exception. As ... MORE »
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Deer Hunting Season Begins, Venison Coming Soon To a Table Near You

Deer Hunting Season Begins, Venison Coming Soon To a Table Near You

Thanksgiving break is great isn't it? It's nice to take a week off from binge drinking with college friends to go home and binge drink with high school friends. But now you're back in Centre County, and just in time too. Today is the first day of deer hunting

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Video: Students Attempt to Have Surprise Pillow Fight, Collegian Ruins It

As we told you earlier today, The Collegian kinda blew up the whole flash mob pillow fight that happened in front of the HUB on Friday. We think it ruined some of the humor that would have come with 20 people randomly having a pillow fight in the middle of the

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What's ArtsFest Good For? Oh right, Arresting People

What's ArtsFest Good For? Oh right, Arresting People

The Collegian has an absolutely shocking headline this morning, "Arts Festival sees increase in crime." Come on, it was inevitable that the Monday after ArtsFest the police logs would have some tasty morsels for us. And if you were downtown at all during the weekend, you saw t

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Artists. They can't be restricted by LAWS!

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