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Columia University to Party Like Rockstars for Obama's Inauguration

Columia University to Party Like Rockstars for Obama's Inauguration

And the superlative for the College Most Likely to Have a Bangin’ Inauguration Party goes to (drum roll please) Columbia University, the alma mater of President-Elect Barack Obama. Prezzy-E Obama graduated from Columbia in 1983, and of course we’ve all seen the TIME photos of the young Ivy Leaguer chilling.

 

 

It seems like never has an inaugu...

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Yankees Tickets Go For 1923 Prices

Yankees Tickets Go For 1923 Prices

Bleacher seats for the New York Yankees' exhibition openers against the Chicago Cubs will go for 25 cents and grandstand seats for only $1.10. These are the same prices that tickets to the original Yankee Stadium's opener went for on April 18, 1923. All other tickets for the exhibitions will be between $20 and $50. Wow.

 

Although the Yankees wi...

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Issue 2 of Columbia's Erotic Magazine C-Spot Released (NSFW)

Issue 2 of Columbia's Erotic Magazine C-Spot Released (NSFW)

It’s official; Columbia is the best Ivy League school—ever.

 

Who cares if Harvard, Princeton and Yale are ranked higher on the U.S. News and World Report’s annual list? Columbia students do something that other Ivy nerds do not: marry their razor-sharp intellect with an intimate knowledge of sex.

 

Case and point: Months ago, a handful of Colum...

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Columbia Students Celebrate Orgo Night With a Giant Inflatable Penis

Columbia Students Celebrate Orgo Night With a Giant Inflatable Penis

Every year, members of the Columbia University Marching Band invade Butler Library on the eve of the Organic Chemistry final to interrupt the last-minute studying done by panicking students.

 

The now-annualized event is known as Orgo Night, and each year the CUMB one-ups itself by topping the previous year’s antics with something even more absu...

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Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

According to IvyGate, graduating seniors with aspirations of making it on Wall Street should re-evaluate their short-term career goals–as soon as possible.

 

Speaking to an unidentified Ivy-Leaguer-turned-investment-banker, Dan Haley confirmed that, due to the current economic climate, internships at financial firms have become the unicorn of th...

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Eight Funny Breast Cancer T-Shirts With Sexual Innuendo

Eight Funny Breast Cancer T-Shirts With Sexual Innuendo

Columbia students rallied yesterday to raise money for breast cancer research, and naturally, they came armed with funny t-shirts rife with sexual innuendo.

 

Of course, they’re not the first to pioneer this trend.

 

And so, here are some similar t-shirts you’ve might’ve seen over the years:

 

1. Good Boobs Are Worth Fighting For (Columbia Fundr...

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President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

Last week, the Nixon Library released over 198 hours of President Richard Nixon ranting and raving about--more or less--everything.

 

From the press to the Ivy League, Old Dick Nixon hated it all, and he wasn’t afraid to let everyone within an earshot know it—whether they cared to listen or not.

 

Thankfully, the mad ramblings of this presidenti...

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From the People Who Brought You the Vagina Portrait Comes the Giant Snow Penis

From the People Who Brought You the Vagina Portrait Comes the Giant Snow Penis

Columbia students are obsessed with genitals; big ones, small ones, male, female—it doesn’t matter really matter, as long as it’s right in your face forcing you to gawk at it uncomfortably.

 

Last week, an unidentified Columbia student hung a giant, rasturbated portrait of a vagina in an elevator at Carman Hall, and over the weekend, a separate ...

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Columbia Students Facebook-Stalk Professors, Hilarity Ensues

Columbia Students Facebook-Stalk Professors, Hilarity Ensues

All hail the Columbia BWOG for pioneering a revolutionary, “new” form of Facebook-stalking, targeting unsuspecting professors, rather than fellow students.

 

The premise for BWOG’s innovative timewaster, born solely from the incessant need to procrastinate on studying for finals, is simple: comb Facebook in search of fun factoids about the men a...

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1 in 5 Colleged-Aged Adults have Mental Health Issues; Emo Kids Everywhere Validated

1 in 5 Colleged-Aged Adults have Mental Health Issues; Emo Kids Everywhere Validated

 It seems it doesn't get any easier for the college student.

 

Researchers from Columbia University reported that 1 in 5 students has some kind of a personality disorder or problem, MSNBC reports. The study, praised by experts for its scope and focus (specifically on young adults ages 19-25), also said that less than 25% obtain some kind of help...

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