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And the superlative for the College Most Likely to Have a Bangin’ Inauguration Party goes to (drum roll please) Columbia University, the alma mater of President-Elect Barack Obama. Prezzy-E Obama graduated from Columbia in 1983, and of course we’ve all seen the TIME photos of the young Ivy Leaguer chilling.
It seems like never has an inaugu...
Bleacher seats for the New York Yankees' exhibition openers against the Chicago Cubs will go for 25 cents and grandstand seats for only $1.10. These are the same prices that tickets to the original Yankee Stadium's opener went for on April 18, 1923. All other tickets for the exhibitions will be between $20 and $50. Wow.
Although the Yankees wi...
It’s official; Columbia is the best Ivy League school—ever.
Who cares if Harvard, Princeton and Yale are ranked higher on the U.S. News and World Report’s annual list? Columbia students do something that other Ivy nerds do not: marry their razor-sharp intellect with an intimate knowledge of sex.
Case and point: Months ago, a handful of Colum...
Every year, members of the Columbia University Marching Band invade Butler Library on the eve of the Organic Chemistry final to interrupt the last-minute studying done by panicking students.
The now-annualized event is known as Orgo Night, and each year the CUMB one-ups itself by topping the previous year’s antics with something even more absu...
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According to IvyGate, graduating seniors with aspirations of making it on Wall Street should re-evaluate their short-term career goals–as soon as possible.
Speaking to an unidentified Ivy-Leaguer-turned-investment-banker, Dan Haley confirmed that, due to the current economic climate, internships at financial firms have become the unicorn of th...
Columbia students rallied yesterday to raise money for breast cancer research, and naturally, they came armed with funny t-shirts rife with sexual innuendo.
Of course, they’re not the first to pioneer this trend.
And so, here are some similar t-shirts you’ve might’ve seen over the years:
Last week, the Nixon Library released over 198 hours of President Richard Nixon ranting and raving about--more or less--everything.
From the press to the Ivy League, Old Dick Nixon hated it all, and he wasn’t afraid to let everyone within an earshot know it—whether they cared to listen or not.
Thankfully, the mad ramblings of this presidenti...
Columbia students are obsessed with genitals; big ones, small ones, male, female—it doesn’t matter really matter, as long as it’s right in your face forcing you to gawk at it uncomfortably.
Last week, an unidentified Columbia student hung a giant, rasturbated portrait of a vagina in an elevator at Carman Hall, and over the weekend, a separate ...
All hail the Columbia BWOG for pioneering a revolutionary, “new” form of Facebook-stalking, targeting unsuspecting professors, rather than fellow students.
The premise for BWOG’s innovative timewaster, born solely from the incessant need to procrastinate on studying for finals, is simple: comb Facebook in search of fun factoids about the men a...
It seems it doesn't get any easier for the college student.
Researchers from Columbia University reported that 1 in 5 students has some kind of a personality disorder or problem, MSNBC reports. The study, praised by experts for its scope and focus (specifically on young adults ages 19-25), also said that less than 25% obtain some kind of help...
When not conquering Manhattan one block at a time or benevolently governing his subjects up at Columbia University, President Lee Bollinger likes to enjoy a nice, brisk jog through Central Park.
Too bad no one told him crazies do too.
In a statement issued by the Office of Public Affairs, PrezBo confirmed that he had been assaulted in Centra...
April Fools is months away, and Halloween is long gone. Therefore, this spooky tale of an alleged exorcism occurring on Columbia’s campus, not once but twice, may very well be legitimate.
According to the Columbia BWOG, they received an anonymous email on November 12th with the cryptic subject line: “Exorcism on Broadway 9.” Contained in the e...
For the uninitiated and/or wholly oblivious, Anna Wintour is the editor-in-chief of Vogue, a position she has held since 1988—the year in which many of you were born.
Her daughter, Bee Shaffer, is currently a senior at Columbia, hoping to follow in her mother’s footsteps by pursuing a career in the not-so-lucrative field of journalism.
One w...
In a recent interview with W magazine, Blake Lively, who plays Serena van der Woodsen on the hit television series Gossip Girl, revealed that a major motivating factor for accepting the role was Columbia University.
For the uninitiated, Columbia University masquerades as Yale periodically on Gossip Girl. And so, Lively spends plenty of time in...
Remember how a month ago we were still hearing about how Barack Obama needed to stop pussy-footing around and get aggressive? Well, now a Georgian congressman named Paul Broun is admonishing America that President-Elect Obama might be the next Adolf Hitler. Yes, Obama as in the first black American president. Yes, Hitler as in the man who with a...
I had heard good things about Plan B -- a New York City club on the Lower East Side -- and was excited to check it out. My first disappointment was as soon as I stepped through the door. In contrast to the flashy pictures on the website, the interior looks like a hole in the wall bar (see above). I pity people who have their birthday parties the...
Remember a few weeks ago how ex-Survivor contestant and BC softball captain Elisabeth Hasselbeck couldn’t shut up about Barack Obama’s purported “radical connections” on The View? Or remember that time she said she’d bet her blond highlights that America would never choose Obama for president with knowledge of his associations? Well now Hasselbe...
Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States, and the first black man to ever lead this nation.
After months and months of unofficial polls, it feels so good to finally say that with complete certainty.
Naturally, the scene on college campuses around the country last night was–for the lack of a better word–madness. Obama Nati...
The tin-foil hat brigade is at it again, and this time, they’re claiming presidential hopeful Barack Obama never went to Columbia University, despite his public statements to the contrary.
In a post entitled “Did Barack Obama go to Columbia,” the ring leader of this three-ringed conspiracy circus, Mencius Moldbug, suggests that Obama lied abou...
There’s lots of ways to celebrate Halloween: getting dressed up, getting undressed, dunking for candied apples, etc., etc. But at the end of the day, what do you have to show for it? A lousy toothache? A slapped ass? You can do better than that!
Why not commit fully to a greater endeavor, a venture of glory and honor and Michael Jackson? Curre...
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