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Where to Get Your Very Own Sarah Palin Objectification Button

Where to Get Your Very Own Sarah Palin Objectification Button

While watching the frenzied, milky-white crowd at the Republican National Convention yesterday, I couldn’t help but notice the buttons that many of the delegates were wearing to support Sarah Palin who was giving her speech that night. We’ve moved past the “Girl Power” stage, and now I guess we’re just telling it like it is. The two examples:


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Ron Paul Holds Adorable Mini-Convention

Ron Paul Holds Adorable Mini-Convention

Everyone's favorite politician/Keebler elf Ron Paul is at it again. This week as the Republican National Convention takes place in St. Paul, Paul staged his own micro-convention in nearby Minneapolis. The Texas lawman was one of the last contenders to drop out of the presidential race, and showed an uncanny ability to raise many millions of doll...

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Violent Protestors Get Served at the RNC

Violent Protestors Get Served at the RNC

So this is a story that might have gotten a little more attention if Hurricaine Gustav didn’t turn out to be kind of a pansy and Sarah Palin’s daughter didn’t turn out to be kind of a ho. There were some intense events transpiring on the first day of the Republican National Convention, and no I’m not talking about Laura Bush and Ice Barbie teami...

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