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What Umich is Watching: Jumper

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What Umich is Watching: Jumper
Why? Why would you teleport here?

I need a break from studying for midterms so I'm bringing back the old "What Umich is Doing" segment which is my excuse to talk about whatever I want. I know a lot of you hate these cause "no one gives a shit about your life JQ" but whatever, I do what I want. And dea
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Latest comment by Anonymous: rachel bilson looks anorexic in this movie

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The People They Let In Here Never Cease to Amaze Me

The People They Let In Here Never Cease to Amaze Me
Siiiighhh...

Blonde 1: So I think I'm sending in my laptop.
Blonde 2: Really, why?
Blonde 1: Every time I unplug it, the battery starts dying!
Blonde 2: Oh no!
Me: (gahhhhh)

I really wish this wasn't true.
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Bad Decision Thursdays: Breaking and Entering Edition

Bad Decision Thursdays: Breaking and Entering Edition
Despite what this picture would have you believe, home invasion is not fun.

As unbelievable as this sounds, it actually happened.

Johnny Quest: So what the hell went on after I left?
Angry Friend: OK, so we were all at Shannon's upstairs and apparently Adam and Josh decide to st... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: hahahahaha this was MY conversation!! :)

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If You Didn't Get a Bid, This Might Be the Reason

If You Didn't Get a Bid, This Might Be the Reason
Guess which house this post is about?

Tip of the year:

Johnny Quest: So what do you got?
Fantastic Source: Well apparently, during rush, when pikes talk about the guys, they pro/con them.
Fantastic Source: And whenever a guy says "This guy should be in our house, he is cool"... they ... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: even if triangle had 70 guys, there's no way ALL 70 of them would live in their house if they got it back from pike. lets be real they would need every single member to live in to fill capacity...seniors? freshmen? i dont think thats gonna happen

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Michigan Greek Mythology: ShadyPhi

Michigan Greek Mythology: ShadyPhi
Top: ShadyPhi volleyball court concept art
Bottom: Actual end result

Maybe everyone's too hard on ShadyPhi, or as they're less commonly known, the house with the volleyball court, or as they're even less commonly known, ADPhi. I mean, if you're a member of a house that has cemented such a reputati
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Latest comment by Anonymous: shadyphi can lick my ****-trap. bunch of queefies if you ask me.

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Overhead at Michigan: Students Talking About OTR

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Overhead at Michigan: Students Talking About OTR
Wherrrre's Johnny?

Today, in front of me in my Bio lecture:

Blonde Girl:
OMG! So have you seen that site?
Other Blonde: Which one?
BG: That one that ranks all the sororites and frats and stuff!
Johnny Quest: (thinking) Holy shit!
OB: OH! Yeah I have, it's awful, especially for rush.
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Latest comment by Anonymous: i heard that convo too! maybe we were sitting next to each other jq....

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Michigan Greek Mythology: SigEp

Michigan Greek Mythology: SigEp
SigEp's "Balanced Man" which the brothers aspire to be. As you can see it really just involves shaving your head and working out a lot.

This is why I like Sigma Phi Epsilon:

Johnny Quest: So if I join, how long’s the pledge term?
SigEp: We don’t have a pledge term.
JQ: What? You’re kidding.
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Latest comment by Anonymous: Sigma Phi Epsilon Social Club!

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Pledge Abduction: Only OK When NOT Done in Front of the IFC

Pledge Abduction: Only OK When NOT Done in Front of the IFC
I swear, when I take this off I better see boobs or beer, not your bare ass again.

In lecture, the two guys behind me:

Alpha Sig Guy: So Bursley had a Greek life meeting last night.
Chi Phi Guy: Oh right I heard about that.
AS: Yeah so apparently the President and Vice Pres... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: lamb chops...

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Michigan Greek Mythology: Sigma Kappa

Michigan Greek Mythology: Sigma Kappa
Yeah, I'd say that's about right (and note the anklet).

Sigma Kappa is a sorority, but I’d say it’s more like a frat in all honesty. Why? Cause they party, and drink, a lot. Like I know everyone does, but in this case, wow. Example:

(At EK waiting to board the bus for formal)
Johnny Quest: They... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: uhh, orrr EK because the letter sigma looks like an E... they definitely go by EK here

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Video: What Umich is Watching: Flight of the Conchords

...if that's what you're into.

At State and Hill, watching Conchords OnDemand.

Family Guy Loving Friend:
What show is this?
Johnny Quest: Flight of the Conchords, it's hilarious, it's about these two New Zealand guys who have a band.
(Five minutes later)
FG: I don't get it.
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Latest comment by Anonymous: FotC is great, no doubt, and it may be fair to call Entourage its intellectual opposite. Nonetheless, Entourage is also pretty awesome in its own right.

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