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Girl Scout Cookie's Secret Ingredient Revealed

Girl Scout Cookie's Secret Ingredient Revealed

In Indiana, authorities shut down a girl scout camp for harboring over 5,000 marijuana plants on their property. Stoners at Indiana University are undoubtedly weeping over this loss. 

Latest comment by Anonymous: The camp did not shut down.

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California State Channel Islands - CSUCIRandom

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Chocolate Chip Cookies
Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies are lacking no taste... I have made multiple variations of vegan ch.chip cookies, and the substitutes often add a gooier. more rich flavor for you to enjoy... here are the ingredients that i regularly use, in different proportions...

  • peanut butter
  • earth balan
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UNC Chapel HillNews

Merry Christmas to you, too, Batman.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Batman.
On Christmas Day, a guy dressed like Batman held up a guy with a gun and stole his cookies.

The best part of the article is the optimistic tone at the end. The couple didn't let Batman ruin their Christmas: "...They just went out and bought more chocolate chips." I'll bet every crime victim would benefit from purchasing chocolate chips after being robbed.
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Virginia TechEvents

Crumb And Get It

Crumb And Get It

They're finally starting to jazz up that Kent Square with something college students might actually like.

Forget Awful Arthurs; the place to go in Kent Square (besides the sweet penthouse apartments) is Crumb and Get It. It's a new cookie place right next to Starbucks where you can custom-make your own coo

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UCSBBitchin 'N Moanin

Manipulating New Roommates, the 30 Part Series: Part One, Tall Friend!

Let's face it, when you're short, it can feel like everyone is looking down on you. That's why you need to find a tall friend to help you:

1. Hang Things in Your Room
2. Grab the Cookies on top of the refrigerator
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Latest comment by Anonymous: I like third-rate porn--especially with silhouette lighting! Hmmmm...giant tall blond guy and tiny short brown-haired girl...meeting to nail things to the wall...oh, oh my...

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UMD - UMCPRandom

Cookies, Cookies, Cookies

Note: Video won't play. Check it out here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=791WhKzrInk

Why I like this video:

1) Ernie and the cookie monster inexplicably speaking hebrew at the beginning.

2) The cookie monster acting less like a cuddly childrens character and more like Tony Soprano as he demands a... MORE »
Latest comment by Little Miss Triton: I blame the freshmen 15 solely on those huge tubs of nestle tollhouse cookie dough.....................................


woe is me

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JMU - James MadisonEvents

C is for Crap, er, I Mean, Cookie

C is for Crap, er, I Mean, Cookie
I don't know what is the worst part about Craving Cookies, business management junior Scott Davidson's new 'burg-based cookie delivery service. Is it that...
  • The DNR blatantly points out David copy-catted Insomnia Cookies, which, you know, like delivers cookies at NYU, Syracuse, and Michigan Stat
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Latest comment by Anonymous: --Just read this and was amazed at the hostility.--


"The DNR blatantly points out David copy-catted Insomnia Cookies, which, you know, like delivers cookies at NYU, Syracuse, and Michigan State."
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