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New Gay Chancellor Named

New Gay Chancellor Named

Relax, satirical headline.  

Yes, Carolyn "Biddy" Martin is gay, and pending Board of Regents approval next week, she will be the next chancellor of UW-Madison.  I sincerely hope this isn't all we hear about this accomplished woman as news coverage unfolds over the appointment.  She's not the "gay

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CornellMusic

New Pornographers rock, Cornell crowd sucks

New Pornographers rock, Cornell crowd sucks

Oh, my, god, Cornell, were you too worried about that problem set or prelim to have some fun at the New Pornographer's concert on Sunday? Despite an ailing voice, lead singer Neko Case still managed to have more life in her than the hipsters crowded against the stage, who occasionally deigned ... MORE »
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College OTRText Worthy

Just Remember: Our STDs Come with Ivy League Credentials

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Just Remember:  Our STDs Come with Ivy League Credentials
Reported by soon-to-be contributor Ms.JudyButler @ Cornell...

“I, for one, am terrified for my sex life.”

Go figure.
 
On the same day Cornell's resident sex columnist Jenna B. laments contracting an STI by the name of L-O-V-E, we learn of a sudden syphilis outbreak. 

Apparently Ithaca is not only home
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Cornell student proposes to BJ Novak; BJ Novak says 'Maybe'.

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Cornell student proposes to BJ Novak; BJ Novak says 'Maybe'.
This just in from a Cornell sleuth calling herself HeyJudy… 

Apparently BJ Novak, writer and actor on the NBC hit The Office, has not only heard of Cornell, but thinks it's a pretty sweet place to pick up chicks as well. 

Take that, Harvard. 

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TuftsSports

What's The Only Event Whiter Than A Tufts MCAT Prep Class?

What's The Only Event Whiter Than A Tufts MCAT Prep Class?
A Duke-Cornell college basketball game.

Like, Jesus Christ. When the commentators get so bored with ten white guys scampering around the court that they even put up a comparison chart listing the number of Duke vs Cornell Nobel Peace Prize winners (it's 4 to 40, just in case you... MORE »
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IthacaMusic

Video: BSS, Yo La Tengo Play Cornell Audience, Rhythmic Twitching Ensues

Broken Social Scene, "Cause = Time," Barton Hall, 11/11/07

The Yo La Tengo/BSS extravaganza drew a veritable crowd of strange facial hairstyles, anorexics weighed down by large vintage sweaters, and Parkinson's disease-like dancing. Perhaps it was the flux of opener Yo La Ten... MORE »
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IthacaMusic

Thou Shall Rock'eth

Thou Shall Rock'eth
Just when you thought the Ithaca music scene was over (or at least rid of those horrible emo groups), the Cornell Concert Commission succeeds, bringing us not one, but two awesome bands.

On November 11, Broken Social Scene (of incestuous Canadian-pop fame) and Yo La Tengo (of surprisingly awesome New Jerseyness) will com... MORE »
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IthacaMusic

Video: Yung Joc Played Cornell, Was Kind of Recognized

For those who read this headline, and wondered "who?"--Yung Joc is a Grammy-award nominated rapper from College Park, Georgia. He's featured in that T-Pain single, "Buy U a Drank." (I love when rappers lolcat!)

Bottom line, he played aging Cornell frat ZBT for some anniversary--yawn. But! According to a friend/under

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PrincetonText Worthy

Not Enough Sex Ed at Princeton

Not Enough Sex Ed at Princeton
Improves school rankings. 

Princeton ranks a miserable 34 on a list people actually care about: sexual health. Trojan, ironically based in Princeton, NJ, recently released its titillating second annual sexual health report card.

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