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Bostonist Sez: Ruggles, Northeastern Smells Like Weed

Bostonist Sez: Ruggles, Northeastern Smells Like Weed
Okay, okay, the smell of Axe shouldn't really surprise anyone. Of course Northeastern and its hormone-frenzied underclassmen smell like the well-publicized deodorant.

But weed?

As part of a new feature, the fellow bloggers over at Bostonist have been chronicling the smells of the T -- and whi... MORE »
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University of MichiganNews

The Leaders, The Best, and "Michigan's Worst Lawyer"

The Leaders, The Best, and "Michigan's Worst Lawyer"

 

Larry Greene, a professor in the Political Science department and lecturer of Polsci 389 (Constitutional Politics, Courts, Politics and Society), stopped showing up to teach his class at the beginning of November. His students were informed that he was in the hospital, and in an int

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Latest comment by Anonymous: he looks like the guy from Office Space who got into the car accident

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UW-MadisonNews

UW Student Killed Near Campus--UW Officials Advise to "Pay Attention to Safety"

UW Student Killed Near Campus--UW Officials Advise to "Pay Attention to Safety"

UW junior Brittany Sue Zimmermann, 21, originally of Marshfield, was killed Wednesday in her 517 W. Doty Street apartment.  As of tonight no suspects have been identified, according to Madison police, who have not ruled out the possibility that the

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TuftsNews

The Daily Crime Map; Or What Streets To Avoid

The Daily Crime Map; Or What Streets To Avoid
Given the recent rash of crimes on and around the Tufts campus, feeling safe on campus is becoming a less and less certain reality. The Daily is currently conducting a poll concerning the issue. Many students, myself included, have been guilty of taking campus safety for granted, but this was a... MORE »

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Notre DameBitchin 'N Moanin

Calling All Crime Fighters

Calling All Crime Fighters

Off-campus crime is becoming a serious issue for Notre Dame; unfortunately, it's not an issue being addressed by the ND administration. Last week a student was sucker-punched by a townie and his friend was hit with a baseball bat. Every week students are assaulted just outside campus boundaries. Robbery

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Anonymous, I think you're obvious abhorrence to underage drinking is blinding you to a point the article is trying to make. Yes, I'd agree that underage drinking is a problem, and yes tougher enforcement would d... MORE »

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NortheasternNews

Northeastern Unfortunately Gets a Taser Story of Their Own

Northeastern Unfortunately Gets a Taser Story of Their Own
Well, not nearly as dramatic as the UF fiasco that went down this past summer, but in today's News Derek Hawkins and Marc Larocque sum up what's being called a taser-related "invasion."

Two students were arrested and charged with home invasion while armed, armed robbery, a... MORE »
Latest comment by The Agent: "Don't tase me bro!"

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NortheasternNews

Take the Subway? Watch Out for the Green Line Groper

Take the Subway? Watch Out for the Green Line Groper
Good news for subway commuters! You now have another reason to watch your back this weekend: sketchy 50-year old men who expose themselves.

The Globe reported yesterday that the man above is suspected of groping high school students along the 'E' line -- Northeastern's line -- of the MBTA.

How stereotypically creepy. Are long beige suit coats required for exposers now?
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NorthwesternNews

Evanston Police Has Your Goodies

Evanston Police Has Your Goodies
If you've been the victim of a burglary in recent months, you might be able to get your computer/iPod/drugs back!

Evanston Police conducted a drug raid last week and found about $100,000 worth of potentially stolen stuff. The Daily article quotes the Commander: "I was like, 'Wow.' Seriously, it's a tremendous amount of property.'"

Yeah. Seriously, like no shit.
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UC BerkeleyOff Campus

Allston Shut Down by Police, Cause Unknown

Allston Shut Down by Police, Cause Unknown
The entire block of Allston between Shattuck and Oxford was shut down by police at around midnight tonight, in addition to some further area of Oxford between Center and Bancroft. Several police cars and fire engines were seen lining the block of Allston, though no immediate cause... MORE »
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Williams CollegeNews

Keystone Makes You Break Things

Keystone Makes You Break Things
It seems as if the football grunts of Tyler Annex decided to do a little bit of landscaping this weekend outside of their beloved cinder block dorm.

From The Record:

"11:15 p.m. Dispatch received a call that someone was knocking out the sidewalk lights along the drive to Tyler and Tyler Annex. Officers ar... MORE »
Latest comment by Lacy Hart: Yeah, it comes out smooth when you vomit it too!

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