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Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

Comforting Words From An I-Banker: "Say Goodbye to [Your] Wall Street Dreams."

According to IvyGate, graduating seniors with aspirations of making it on Wall Street should re-evaluate their short-term career goals–as soon as possible.

 

Speaking to an unidentified Ivy-Leaguer-turned-investment-banker, Dan Haley confirmed that, due to the current economic climate, internships at financial firms have become the unicorn of th...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: You mean I put money in and there will be no return on investment? F#@k.

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President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

President Richard Nixon Hated the Ivy League, Secretly Planned Its Destruction

Last week, the Nixon Library released over 198 hours of President Richard Nixon ranting and raving about--more or less--everything.

 

From the press to the Ivy League, Old Dick Nixon hated it all, and he wasn’t afraid to let everyone within an earshot know it—whether they cared to listen or not.

 

Thankfully, the mad ramblings of this presidenti...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Way to refer to a former president as looney, though you can say nixon was unstable at times, he created the EPA, he did end the draft, and opened up red china to trade with the west.

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Dartmouth Professor Leaves Facebook Profile Open, Calls Herself a Fraud, Jokes That Colleagues Are Blowhards

Dartmouth Professor Leaves Facebook Profile Open, Calls Herself a Fraud, Jokes That Colleagues Are Blowhards

Facebook and MySpace ruin lives—well, at least the lives of those who foolishly post incriminating pictures and/or objectionable information on their own profiles.

 

Case and point: Reiko Ohnuma, an associate professor at Dartmouth specializing—and I use that term loosely—in the Buddhist tradition of South Asia, until recently had an open Facebo...

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Fire Started in Dartmouth Fraternity House Most Likely Arson

Fire Started in Dartmouth Fraternity House Most Likely Arson

On Saturday morning, a small fire broke out in the basement of the Chi Gamma Epsilon fraternity house, and according to the Hanover Police Chief, it was not accidental.

 

According to the police report, the blaze erupted sometime around 6:00 a.m., but it was extinguished before any major damage could occur. While no one was injured, police disco...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: definitely people that will soon have a lot of enemies

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Obama to Tap Dartmouth Alumnus For Treasury Secretary Position

Obama to Tap Dartmouth Alumnus For Treasury Secretary Position

Yesterday, the ever-smug Princetonians patted themselves on the back after President-elect Barack Obama announced that two of their own would be joining his administration, and soon, Dartmouth is hoping to do the same.

 

According to several reports, Timothy Geithner ’83 has appeared at the top of Obama’s short list of Treasury secretary candida...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: That was so well said!

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County Treasurer Loses to Dartmouth Junior; Calls Her "Teeny-Bopper" and is Generally a Sore Loser

County Treasurer Loses to Dartmouth Junior; Calls Her "Teeny-Bopper" and is Generally a Sore Loser

Talk about being ungraceful.

 

Republican Carol Elliott lost her bid for her fourth term as country treasurer for Grafton County, MSNBC and The Dartmouth reports. What is remarkable is that she lost to a 20-year-old junior at Dartmouth from Big Sky, Montana. Vanessa Sievers, who is set to graduate with a degree in geography and history in 2010, ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: from digg: well, carol can come back when this chick fails.

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Cornell Gets Airtime on The Office, Dwight Confirms Dartmouth is Better

Cornell Gets Airtime on The Office, Dwight Confirms Dartmouth is Better

Last night’s episode of NBC’s hit television series The Office focused on three distinct storylines: Pam meeting Jim’s brothers, Michael and Holly breaking up, and Dwight Schrute sporting Cornell apparel in order to upset Andy, the man currently engaged to his lost love, Angela.

 

Of the three, the latter narrative brought viewers and Ivy League...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Well, a strong academic reputation generally correlates to a greater workload, which sucks. But at least we don't need suicide prevention Mondays like MIT.

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Craigslist Finds: The Gay Community at Dartmouth and the Angry Obama Supporter

Craigslist Finds: The Gay Community at Dartmouth and the Angry Obama Supporter

Periodically, I encourage everyone to sift through the Craigslist Personals for their hometown. The things you find in there will shock, amaze and appall you – all at the same time.

 

Hanover, the home of Dartmouth College, is no exception to this tried-and-true rule. Simply searching for the keyword “Dartmouth” returned a startling number of st...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: well in all fairness they are from separate section (ie. specific personals vs. rants and raves). still though...craigslist remains a great source of irony.

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Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy Hotness

Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy Hotness

Kal Penn (Harold and KUMAR Go To White Castle), Justin Long (the Mac guy), and Olivia Wilde (House, the OC) made an appearance Sunday afternoon in Fahey-McLane to talk about how much they love Barack Obama and how students can make a difference.

 

For those who missed them, that's too bad because after all three gave their speeches, they strippe...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I love Justin Long

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Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

Before viewing the rankings, let’s put things into perspective. Many Europeans have a chip on their shoulder when it comes to their education system, and they get offended when someone from the United States claims to have a larger one on theirs.

 

Case and point: On October 1st, an OTR editor declared that Harvard, Columbia and the University o...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I know what that dude meant by 'most talked' as soon as I see those Chinese names lol
I gotta say that he was so right.
Of course those Asian univer

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Ralph Nader Visits Dartmouth, Slams Students For Not Caring

Ralph Nader Visits Dartmouth, Slams Students For Not Caring

Did you know that there is a third candidate running for president of the United States?

 

Of course you didn’t, because no one cares about a non-Republican, non-Democratic nominee.

 

Still, rest assured, there is one, and his name is Ralph Nader.

 

On Monday, Nader, who is running as an independent in his fourth consecutive presidential bid, he...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: As Jim Hightower (someone college students should be reading regularly) likes to say, as regards Ralph Nader and other non-ruling party candidates, we don't need a third party, we need a SE

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How to Get Everyone to Hate You at Dartmouth

How to Get Everyone to Hate You at Dartmouth

How do you kill your social life in less than 1000 words? One of our very own Dartmouth 'shmen has done the impossible.

 

I rarely read The D, but they do print an occasional article that calls for attention. Much like the one printed Tuesday in the Opinions column by freshman Gabrielle (Gabi) Tudin. The article she wrote was quickly passed alon...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: even though it was really dumb, can't you people be secure enough not to hate on her?

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Naked And Loving It: The Top 10 Organized Streaking Events On Campuses

Naked And Loving It: The Top 10 Organized Streaking Events On Campuses

Streaking has been a tradition at colleges for decades and our generation holds up Frank the Tank as the mascot for these activities.
 

And why not? What’s not to like about the stray hot blond chick running across the football field? (Though let’s be honest, it’s more often a less-than-hot drunk guy). But some schools’ students have gone above ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: This would be great for all schools to do. I'd like to see the Olympics feature nude events...GO NAKED!
Naked in Arkansas!

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Ivy League Takes Top Honors in Third Annual Sexual Health Report Card, DePaul Not So Much

Ivy League Takes Top Honors in Third Annual Sexual Health Report Card, DePaul Not So Much

Trojan Condoms released their third annual Sexual Health Report Card today, and the Ivy League took two of the top five spots and placed favorably overall.

 

For the uninitiated, the Sexual Health Report Card ranks 130 colleges and universities based on the quality and availability of sexual health services and resources on campus. And so, in th...

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The Official "Green" Rankings For The Ivy League

The Official "Green" Rankings For The Ivy League

The 2009 College Sustainability Report, also known as the “Green Report Card,” is finally out. And so, let’s all take a break from ogling gorgeous celebrities to evaluate a much more serious set of Ivy League rankings.

 

For the uninitiated, the annualized Report Card measures the sustainability – i.e. a school’s ability to meet “the needs of th...

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Dartmouth Men Don't Get Laid, Student Confirms it by Lying About His Sex Life

Dartmouth Men Don't Get Laid, Student Confirms it by Lying About His Sex Life

With her heartfelt “eye-tits” article, Liana Mancini, Cornell ’09, proved that some Ivy Leaguers – at least, those in Ithaca – understand the concept of “sex.” Too bad the same cannot be said about those at Dartmouth.

 

Several days ago, The Dartmouth Review published an article written by Preston Q. R. Primrose that recounts the author’s allege...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I have read it, i just did again. One line says they hope it was a sad attempt at satire, but the rest of the article took it as literal writing! The whole point of

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Dartmouth Yale Enthusiasts Release Recruitment Video

Dartmouth Yale Enthusiasts Release Recruitment Video

Were your hopes and dreams shattered when you received a rejection letter from Yale? If so, join the Dartmouth Yale Enthusiasts today, because you’re not alone.

 

For the uninitiated, the DYE is a totally-real-and-not-fictitious* student group comprised of Dartmouth freshmen who failed to get into Yale but have vowed to not stop trying.

 

That’s...

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Keggy the Keg Kidnapped, Dartmouth Students Panicked

Keggy the Keg Kidnapped, Dartmouth Students Panicked

According to Dartmouth’s humor magazine Jack-O-Lantern, the College’s beloved, chronically intoxicated unofficial mascot, Keggy the Keg, went missing sometime in late August – the victim of an apparent kidnapping.

 

As Keggy’s caretakers were away from Dartmouth during the summer, his abduction went unnoticed until students returned last week fo...

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Ivy League Urban Legends: The Princeton Alumnus and the $250,000 Ferrari

Ivy League Urban Legends: The Princeton Alumnus and the $250,000 Ferrari

Fact or Fiction:

 

According to urban legend, a Princeton graduate, who worked on Wall Street at the time, went into a New York City bank and asked for a $5,000 loan.

 

When the loan officer asked him why he needed the money, the man responded, “I’m going to India on business for two weeks and desperately need the loan to cover my flight and hot...

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The Dangers of Cornell: Student Falls into Gorge, Drowns

The Dangers of Cornell: Student Falls into Gorge, Drowns

Long ago, a student at Cornell drowned in the Cascadilla Gorge near the school, which resulted in all the Ivy League universities adopting a mandatory swim test – at least, that is how the urban legend goes at Columbia. Today, only three Ivies – Cornell, Columbia and Dartmouth – still have the requirement, but the others may have to adopt it yet...

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