The Timeless Art of the Keg StandAccording to Internet pundits, John McCain blinked nearly three million times in the span of an hour and thirty minutes last night, but sadly, the cameras only captured roughly three thousand of those nervous little twitches.
Naturally, the Republican presidential hopeful's involuntary eyelid convulsions are all everyone is talking about today...


































An hour and a half is ninety minutes which is 5400 seconds. In order to blink three million times in that amount of time he would have