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Alaskan Music Teacher Confirms Sarah Palin Thought Dinosaurs, Mankind Coexisted

Alaskan Music Teacher Confirms Sarah Palin Thought Dinosaurs, Mankind Coexisted

Matt Damon was wrong! Palin never said she thought dinosaurs existed 4,000 years ago; she said 6,000.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: They call it Flintstoneism

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UNC Chapel HillRandom

Date a Unicorn, Not a T-Rex

Date a Unicorn, Not a T-Rex

There is a lot of entertaining garbage out there in the wide world we call the internet, but today I choose to share 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn and 9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

 

Some Highlights:

-Unicorns can turn mosquitos into Skittles and jelly beans

-Unicorns are great for tetherball

-You can't hold hands with a T-Rex

-You can't bring a T-Rex to Tokyo

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NU Students Don't Believe in Dinosaurs

NU Students Don't Believe in Dinosaurs
When I first read this column about how one of his fellow frat pledges didn't believe in dinosaurs, that they were just a "manufactured concept developed by a vast network of paleontologists around the world," I thought this nonbeliever was onto something. I was all about the "how dare he?" asp... MORE »
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