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Overheard: Tools Converse on State Street

Overheard: Tools Converse on State Street

Tool 1: Dude, we're the mother****in' dream team! Yeah! (Does unintentional Howard Dean impression)
Tool 2: Yeah, dude!
Tool 1: Really, dude, we are the mother****in' dream team.
[Hmmm, they assembled a stellar basketball team, perhaps?]
Tool 1: Jay's got quarters, you've got mad bee

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Calpirg Saves World (One Day, Maybe)

Calpirg Saves World (One Day, Maybe)
Do you like when people ask you for money? What if they’re wearing orange? Yeah, no one really does; chances are you probably blow them off and tell them to “jog on”. Well, you are also probably a douche.

Calpirg is going around to recruit for their orange army; the recruiter announced that... MORE »
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