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Giving a Whole New Meaning To The Word "Cocktail"

Giving a Whole New Meaning To The Word "Cocktail"

Ordering a cocktail—that is, a “girly” drink—at a bar is a sure-fire way to be dubbed a ‘man-woman’ by your bros. While I don’t normally agree with this chauvinistic disposition towards fruity beverages, this menu from an unnamed European bar presents a compelling argument in favor of it.

 

At first glance, the drink menu appears relatively beni...

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Taste Freedom In Your Mouth With The Two Most Patriotic Drinks In America

Taste Freedom In Your Mouth With The Two Most Patriotic Drinks In America

There is nothing more American than slamming back a cold brew with your closest flag-waving, anthem-singing, gun-toting buddies on the Fourth of July.

 

This holiday, taste freedom in your mouth with not one, but two American-made beverages that will make your blood glow red, white and blue with a single can: Pabst Blue Ribbon and Ol’ Glory.

 

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Drinking Smarter with Tech, Games, and Gadgets

Drinking Smarter with Tech, Games, and Gadgets

Who says drinking and technology don't mix? If you ask my recently deceased keyboard which befell an unfortunate soda-spilling accident, it would say never. However, much like the applications I use every day on my computer to check email, keep in touch with friends, and write articles like this one, there are programs, games, and even a gadget ...

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Best Songs About Drinking That Sound Good Even When You Aren't Drunk

Best Songs About Drinking That Sound Good Even When You Aren't Drunk

 There are drinking songs, and then there are songs that are about drinking. Drinking songs must be rowdy, spirited, and easy to sing through a drunken slur. But songs about drinking encapsulate what it means to be a true booze hound. They don’t shy away from the tawdry realities of being a drunk; they give voice to the oppressed people that soc...

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The 7 Keg Stands That Will Always End In Disaster

The 7 Keg Stands That Will Always End In Disaster

How To Do a Traditional Keg Stand

 

Keg stands are an important staple of the college experience, and they can, in fact, influence your social standing amongst your peers.

 

Pulling a keg stand off successfully nets you plenty of “street” credit, but failing one often leads to your ridicule and a major migraine.

 

And so, it’s in your best inter...

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5 Drinking Myths That Can Kill You

5 Drinking Myths That Can Kill You

 As New Year's Eve approaches, sh*t's gonna get crazy. We all know this. Whether you're at a sweet party in Hollywood scoring in on your alcohol ticket, or you're downing those tiny glasses of champagne at a family party to--well, deal with being with your family, alcohol consumption certainly rises at the end of the year.

 

In an effort to keep...

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What Your Drink Says About You: College Party Edition

What Your Drink Says About You: College Party Edition

Among the many ways to stereotype people at a party, a personality stereotype give-away can be what they're drinking. Here's what your drink says about you (all in good fun, of course):

 

Busch Light: This drink says, "I am a poor college student and I will get drunk no matter how bad this tastes."

 

Bud Light/Coors Light: "Bud Light/Coors Light...

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10 Easy Ways to Spot a Drunk Girl

10 Easy Ways to Spot a Drunk Girl

“Stop dancing with your girlfriend & come dance with me
Stop talking about your boyfriend since he is not me
Stop running up my tab cause these drinks are not free
You drunk & hot girl”
Kanye West (Drunk & Hot Girls)

 

There is nothing like a night out in Madison with all your friends, hitting the bars until 2 A.M. And if drinking with your fri...

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Where the Trees Glow Green

Where the Trees Glow Green

10 Reasons Proving You Had a Good Halloween in Madison

10 Reasons Proving You Had a Good Halloween in Madison

Was it everything you thought it would be and more? If so, you are most likely referring to your Halloween experience in Madison this past weekend, where dressing slutty was the norm and stumbling through the police force was completely acceptable. Halloween in Mad town is an utter shit show, calling all girls to wear non-existent skirts and men...

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