While you were all out getting sh*t-faced and wasted, you self denying alchis, here are some things you probably missed this weekend when you were face down on some guy’s couch while your “friends” shaved a smiley face into your ass hair:

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Wrong. They'll just make you incredibly sick as four Pennsylvania high school students found out the hard way.

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According to Harry Potter himself, the upcoming sixth film, which premieres in November, will feature sex and drugs. Will this combination be enough to get college students interested?

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To pay for her Rutgers education, Jenna Schaal-O'Connor, famous for her adoration of philosophy majors, turned to the lucrative world of go-go dancing. When that proved to not be enough, she decided to sell LSD.

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Role model to young people everywhere Britney Spears takes Provigil to combat sleepiness. With that ringing endorsement, it's no wonder college students will be snatching up the stuff.

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These small-screen actors have gotten caught breaking the law big time.

 

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Hide the dope! Cops in San Diego have arrested 96 people, 75 of which are students, in an undercover drug sting. 2 kilos of coke and 350 ecstasy pills now in the hands of state authorities.... MORE »

An interesting observations at the Senior Cubs game at Wrigley field last night: while many NU seniors embraced the traditions of the all-American pastime (hot dogs, beer, 7th inning stretch), some classy ladies decided to embrace another tradition of their own.

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All the news we missed, served fresh.

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Sure it'll help you get good grades, but will Adderall also make you have a limp noodle?

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