All I'm saying is...if you know you're going to get plastered, leave the camera home.

Thinking about those White Castle burgers makes me wanna burn this Mother F*cker down!

 

 

News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m o

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Good morning, Jumbos! Time to roll out of bed and take your livers on a fun, beer-soaked swim so that you can stagger over to the President's lawn sometime after FunkSoulLove starts at noon. Only an hour-and-a-half remains for you punctual types!

The final lineup for any of you still in the dark is as fol... MORE »

How far would you let a plastered roommate go before you called the cops? A 22-year-old University of Michigan student was arrested by the Ann Arbor Police after assaulting her roommates and knocking over their Christmas tree. Despite being under the influence of Egg Nog, she fel... MORE »

To have this done to you...That sucks.

It's that time again, Jumbos: Senior Week! For those of you not in the know, imagine that every night is Senior Pub Night but in increasingly preposterous locations. From a booze cruise on Boston Harbor to a Tuftonian invasion of Boston-area nightclubs to tomorrow... MORE »

Upon my return to school to begin my last two years of college as the upperclassmen that makes fun of all of the freshmen that I once was, I stumbled (literally, thanks to the enormous amounts of alcohol consumed after a very dry summer) into a realization about parties and that realization is this: t

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Because if you do end up consuming a massive amount of liquor and blacking out with your pants undone your friends will be forced to put your picture in paint.

You know, the one that had way too much alcohol and way too many that don't usually drink. What is happening to the dude on the floor?

Don't hurt yourselves ladies.