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Sarah Palin Did Not Know Africa Was a Continent

Sarah Palin Did Not Know Africa Was a Continent

I really hope Sarah Palin sticks around, because she’s been an endless fountain of material for me to write about that past few months, and I really don’t want it to stop. She’s like blogging heroin. How I got my fix today is that new details have emerged on just how truly little Sarah Palin knew about world affairs and about her diva (read: cra...

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UCI Halloween 3: Dry Ice Drinkin'

UCI Halloween 3: Dry Ice Drinkin'

They later found out that not only does this not work, but it is actually a danger to your health. But **** it, they had a good time right?

Stupidity Brings Book Thieves To Justice

Stupidity Brings Book Thieves To Justice

According to the Diamondback, three University Book Center employees were charged with stealing thousands of dollars worth of textbooks from Stamp.

 

How did the employees get caught? By having two people try and sell the books at everybody's favorite bookstore, Bookholders. Right. No way you'd get caught doing that. I'm sure they weren't monito...

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