She's the gift that keeps on giving, even after she loses.

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UC Irvine students try mixing booze and dry ice to get truly wasted.

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Theft 101: Do not try to sell stolen goods to a high-profile vendor located in the same area. Clearly, these not-so-smart thieves missed the memo.

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What do energy drinks do?  Why, give you energy of course!  And what should you do with that energy?  Participate in awesomely stupid feats of athletic prowess!  Yes!
Enter Red Bull Crashed Ice: a 535 meter obstacle/luge/toboggan course raced on hockey skates by highly trained professional athletes (o... MORE »

An email went out to all students notifying them of the idea for the game against Indiana on February 10th. The Buckeyes will be hosting a top 25 team and will need your support. So what does that mean?

It means we should steal another school's idea verbatim and not even make it our own! Lets not even use our own school colors! Brilliant! Marvelous!

At least Nationwide is offering free towels!

                         "Dude I don't even feel it. Gangrene is for ****s."

In our opinion winter has been here for a couple of weeks. Once the temperature dips below 60 on a regular basis it's time to break out the hats and gloves. And since today brought the first significant snow (or freezing rain d... MORE »

"My Real Major is Hammered" has 117 members, all of which are undoubtedly upstanding members of society. This Facebook group shows the sad state of our institutions of higher education, not only because of the irresponsible and frivolous lifestyle it promotes, but also because it doesn't ma

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Have you been itching to spend $68 on a pre-worn t-shirt with a bunch of shit screen printed on it? Well, you'll be able to soon enough; an Urban Outfitters is coming to U of I! 507 W. Green will house the so totally hip fashion experience along with some University

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Never mind Maurice right now, the topic at hand is YardBarker. YardBarker is a new-ish blog site devoted to an up-to-the-minute sports news focus. Seems pretty basic, right? Well, then add in some real athletes making posts and you have a cool website. That is, until you realize that they're athletes and... MORE »

Immature: 19-year-olds quivering with anticipation over the release of a book meant for 7-year-olds.

More immature: 19-year-olds relentlessly taunting 7-year-olds waiting for said book.

Most immature: AIDS jokes. Ha. Ha.

High five, Cambridge scenester trash! You succeeded in being totally ironic in an Alanis Mo... MORE »