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Video: Sarah Palin Did Not Know Africa Was a Continent
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Video: UCI Halloween 3: Dry Ice Drinkin'
UC Irvine students try mixing booze and dry ice to get truly wasted.
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Stupidity Brings Book Thieves To Justice

Theft 101: Do not try to sell stolen goods to a high-profile vendor located in the same area. Clearly, these not-so-smart thieves missed the memo.
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Enter Red Bull Crashed Ice: a 535 meter obstacle/luge/toboggan course raced on hockey skates by highly trained professional athletes (o... MORE »
White Out the Hoosiers (If You're Retarded)!

It means we should steal another school's idea verbatim and not even make it our own! Lets not even use our own school colors! Brilliant! Marvelous!
At least Nationwide is offering free towels!
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Shorts Are For Warm Weather, It's Time To Wear Your Big Boy Pants Now

In our opinion winter has been here for a couple of weeks. Once the temperature dips below 60 on a regular basis it's time to break out the hats and gloves. And since today brought the first significant snow (or freezing rain d... MORE »
Worst Facebook Group Ever

"My Real Major is Hammered" has 117 members, all of which are undoubtedly upstanding members of society. This Facebook group shows the sad state of our institutions of higher education, not only because of the irresponsible and frivolous lifestyle it promotes, but also because it doesn't ma
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Have you been itching to spend $68 on a pre-worn t-shirt with a bunch of shit screen printed on it? Well, you'll be able to soon enough; an Urban Outfitters is coming to U of I! 507 W. Green will house the so totally hip fashion experience along with some University
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Some Athletes Are Just Stupid

Video: When Scenesters Attack!
More immature: 19-year-olds relentlessly taunting 7-year-olds waiting for said book.
Most immature: AIDS jokes. Ha. Ha.
High five, Cambridge scenester trash! You succeeded in being totally ironic in an Alanis Mo... MORE »
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