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Economic Suckage Continues as Home Prices Plummet

Economic Suckage Continues as Home Prices Plummet

Okay, here’s a big fat surprise: home prices fell at a record pace in October. We already knew that November retail values did the same. We knew the subprime mortgage crisis has been reverberating through the real estate and credit markets. So here’s just one more reminder of the econalypse.


The New York Times reports:

Home values in America’s...

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Drink Till You Don't Remember the Economy is a Mess

Drink Till You Don't Remember the Economy is a Mess

It’s happening now as we speak. The American economy is tumbling faster than you can say Alicia Sacramone. During November, retail prices plummeted at record speeds, and now after all the pain in the ass inflation we’ve dealt with, we may just have a new problem on our hands: deflation.

 

The New York Times reports:

Retail prices fell at their ...

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UCLA Claims Recession Will Be Long, Hard, and Rough Like Your Momma's... Foot Exfoliator

UCLA Claims Recession Will Be Long, Hard, and Rough Like Your Momma's... Foot Exfoliator

If you’ve been hiding out with the Amish, in a coma, or somehow indisposed in another way, here’s an update: the economy sucks. Here’s another update, for people with no common sense: it’s gonna stay that way for a while.


The LA Times reports:

Two million jobs could be lost nationwide next year under the weight of a severe global recession tha...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Ivanka is not a Jew! She's going through a phony conversion so she can get married to Jared Kushner. Ivanka will never be a real Jew. You're either born Jewish or not.

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4 out of 5 College Graduates Can't Get Jobs; Students Everywhere Cry

4 out of 5 College Graduates Can't Get Jobs; Students Everywhere Cry

 In a world where we rejoice that gas is under $2, where we rejoice that we can even build houses and that the stock market hasn't done the-Black-Friday thing, it's still looking like college students don't have much happiness to hang their hat on.

 

BizJournal reports that 4 out of 5 college graduates and seniors looking for jobs have been unsu...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: College students are also in the process of change. Repair your credit at every opportunity. If you need a temporary buffer while trying to repair your credit, then

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Unemployment Continues To Rise, Stay In School Instead

Unemployment Continues To Rise, Stay In School Instead

Even though we’ve elected Obama, a beacon of hope and change, the economy is still in the shitter. What like he couldn’t fix that already? Apparently not, because today the government has reported that job losses have reached 1.2 million this year, with 240,000 job cuts in October alone.
 

These layoffs have brought the country’s unemployment ra...

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Even Post-Grad Dream Jobs are Hurting, Google Making Perk Cuts

Even Post-Grad Dream Jobs are Hurting, Google Making Perk Cuts

Google, the seemingly invincible internet supergiant, is even being affected by the toilet-like economic climate as of late. They just sent out a memo to their New York office saying that cafeteria hours were being trimmed, food selection will be decreased and traditions like Tuesday afternoon tea (yes they did that) are suspended indefinitely....

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Latest comment by Anonymous: No snacks? I'm quitting.

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Five Essentials for the Average College Female in an Economy Gone Wild

Five Essentials for the Average College Female in an Economy Gone Wild

On Thursday I provided college males out there with a list of 5 essentials to survive as the market continues to go straight to Hell and promised to follow up with a list of 5 essentials for the female student. As promised, here is my list of essentials for the average college female to get through these tough financial times, because not all of...

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Latest comment by redhawkwriter: Yes, Mr. or Ms. Anonymous, I had to put tampons on the list, because it is one of 5 ESSENTIALS.

And yes, Ms. Chang, the whole thing was pretty much a shot to the ole testosterone.

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Five Essentials for the Average College Male in an Economy Gone Wild

Five Essentials for the Average College Male in an Economy Gone Wild

Good afternoon, my fellow average Joes. Below I have provided you all with a list of essentials to get yourself by the upcoming months.

 

1.) Alcohol- This is obvious for college students, but let me stress the importance of getting the right drinks. You can no longer afford Guinness or any other imported beer. It's time to go back to the basics...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: now i'm icked out by my microwave thanks

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Duck Tales Teaches George W. Bush and the Federal Reserve About Inflation

Duck Tales Teaches George W. Bush and the Federal Reserve About Inflation

The United States economy is a mess, and with the ill-conceived Bailout Plan, Bush's administration and the whizzes at the Federal Reserve intend to make it worse.

 

Somewhere along the way, it seems the government forgot how the economy and the basic principles of economics, such as inflation, function. Thankfully, every college student's favor...

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CNN: Some People Drinking More, While Other People Drinking Less

CNN: Some People Drinking More, While Other People Drinking Less

Want a beer?
 

Blame it on the economy.
 

As American’s wallets take a hit, they continue to hit the bottle. Despite the need to cut back on expensive goods, many people still seem to be drinking. It makes sense, though. College students know better than anyone the power of alcohol to make you forget about your problems.
 

CNN explores the link ...

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Gas Crisis: A Good Thing For Students?

Gas Crisis: A Good Thing For Students?

Station managers are experiencing a shortage at the pump – of digits. They never expected the price of gas to go up so much, so quickly. While they have a surplus of 3s, there are no 4s to represent the current near-record gas prices.

 

So how are the station managers informing their customers of the cost to fill up? They have been using makeshi...

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Can't Find a Job? Work for Mom and Dad!

Can't Find a Job? Work for Mom and Dad!

The economy sucks. While everyone is feeling the brunt of the poor job market, those that are looking for a summer job are being hit the hardest. According to a report from Northeastern University, this summer’s job outlook is the worst in 60 years.

 

Despite this bleak time period, all is not lost. For those summer job seekers, one option is to...

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Latest comment by LCE: i'm definitely guilty of working for my parents...and i'm definitely NOT doing it again.

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