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Five Essentials for the Average College Female in an Economy Gone Wild

Five Essentials for the Average College Female in an Economy Gone Wild
Take your pick!At least they're honest.Just think of them as sweetheart candies.Most obvious caption - LET THERE BE LIGHT!He won't be smiling once when he finds out where he's going...

A sequel to last week's survival tips, our MU editor dishes some advice for the ladies.

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Latest comment by redhawkwriter: Yes, Mr. or Ms. Anonymous, I had to put tampons on the list, because it is one of 5 ESSENTIALS.

And yes, Ms. Chang, the whole thing was pretty much a shot to the ole testosterone.

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Vanderbilt Recession Tip #1: Popular College Majors and Starting Salaries

Vanderbilt Recession Tip #1: Popular College Majors and Starting Salaries

With the economy the way it is now, there is one thing on every worried college students' mind: getting a job after college. And more importantly, getting a job that pays, and pays well after college. In years past, gloaty finance majors would have snagged the cake on thi

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Latest comment by Anonymous: damn my stupid philosophy major

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MUOHIO - Miami of OhioFunny

Five Essentials for the Average College Male in an Economy Gone Wild

Five Essentials for the Average College Male in an Economy Gone Wild
Natural Light. It doesn't taste natural, but the urge is.Ole Spitzer still living like a college rock star. He had the right idea!Who would've thought so much could come from such a simple shape?Make sure to hold that pending relationship over her head.Again with the simple shapes! Cooking that cheap soup and keeping your undies warm.

In these troubling economic things, what are the things a college guy needs to survive?

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Latest comment by Anonymous: now i'm icked out by my microwave thanks

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Even Post-Grad Dream Jobs are Hurting, Google Making Perk Cuts

Even Post-Grad Dream Jobs are Hurting, Google Making Perk Cuts

Even Google scales back in the face of the economic collapse.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: No snacks? I'm quitting.

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MUOHIO - Miami of OhioNews

Bad Economy Hits Miami, So Where Shall We Go?

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Bad Economy Hits Miami, So Where Shall We Go?

That's right! To the bar! To drink away the pain this bad economy is giving us like when your ex-significant other sees you at a party and purposely hops on the nearest frat guy (DAMN YOU, KRISTEN!!!)

 

A couple weeks ago I wrote about how most of us here at Miami University don't quite

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College OTRNews

Unemployment Continues To Rise, Stay In School Instead

Unemployment Continues To Rise, Stay In School Instead

It's a dawn of a new era with Barack Obama... unfortunately, we're still stuck with the crappy job situation of the old era.

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Barack Obama Solves Economic Crisis with Doodles

Barack Obama Solves Economic Crisis with Doodles

Today I was struck with the greatest idea...ever.  I'm no economist, but I've figured out a soution to the ailing economy. 

 

You've heard the statistics; 1% of the country posesses blah blah blah amount of the country's wealth and it's totally unfair, etc, etc. I agree, and I know how we

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Latest comment by Anonymous: an Obama Model Aiplane auctioned off for $32,000. There's more.. www.obamaplane.com

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