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McCain's Mom Is Not Hopeful About the 2008 Election Results, Keeps it Real

McCain's Mom Is Not Hopeful About the 2008 Election Results, Keeps it Real

As we await the 2008 election results, John McCain’s mom is over it, according to her twin sister Rowena Willis. Today The Daily Beast reports that Roberta McCain doesn’t really give a crap what happens and has stated her son would need a miracle to win. No one could accuse Momma McCain of nancying around that issue.

 

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Latest comment by Anonymous: For God's sake, she is 96! I think that she looks great. She sounds awfully candid and she should be allowed to express her opinion.

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JMU Turns Into OBAMAnation

JMU Turns Into OBAMAnation

After standing in the 30-degree weather for four hours amongst 10,000 of my closest friends and being lectured by an Obama media coordinator that college media didn’t matter—only big names like CNN did—the Obama rally was quite possibly one of the most ridiculous days of my life; but, nevertheless, one of the most unforgettable.


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New AP Presidential Poll Says There are No Guarantees, Joe The Plumber Worked

New AP Presidential Poll Says There are No Guarantees, Joe The Plumber Worked

The walloping lead held by Barack Obama has shrunk, according to a new AP presidential poll. According to the Associated Press, the two presidential candidates are now neck and neck, as McCain gains votes from white people and people earning less than $50,000 per year. Looks like the dumbos actually fell for the Joe the Plumber schtick.


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Latest comment by Anonymous: So the "dumbos" are falling for Joe the Plumber (a real live person despite what SNL says) and voting for McCain?

Well, here's an example of the "intellect" of the average Obama supporter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyvqhdllXgU



klljok

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Are Your Parents Hanging Out with the Wrong Crowd? (Republicans)

Are Your Parents Hanging Out with the Wrong Crowd? (Republicans)

With the presidential election coming up it is important to talk to your parents about voting for John McCain, it isn't as hard as you think, and even though it might be awkward, your parents will listen to you.

 

Are your parents at risk ? Watch out for these warning sings:

  1. Prefacing every sentence with "Lemme give you a little straight ta...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: very clever ad

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Sarah Palin on Newsweek Cover, Vetted by McCain Aide Doped Up on Vicodin

Sarah Palin on Newsweek Cover, Vetted by McCain Aide Doped Up on Vicodin

Sarah Palin may have been a beauty queen on the Alaska pageant circuit back when she was attending University of Idaho during the 1980s, but now the soon-to-be grandma is a cover girl. Today you can run to the bodega and buy Sarah Palin’s smiling, Kazuo Kawasawki 704 series glasses-donning face, which appears on the cover of Newsweek.

 

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BSU Takes Politics More Seriously Than Politicians

BSU Takes Politics More Seriously Than Politicians

In lieu of the upcoming election, Boise State’s student run lecture series, Vox Discipuli, hosted two nationally recognized pundits in a political debate earlier today. Is it ridiculous to anyone else that a small state school hosted a more cogent sounding debate than the recent vice presidential one?

 

Peter Beinart and Jonah Goldberg, editors,...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: That's because poltician just get paid to play a game. The true issues never hold. Its a stage and these men and women merely perform and mind**** us into wanting to trust them and give them a

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Barack Obama To Win Nov. Election, Says Emory Prof

Barack Obama To Win Nov. Election, Says Emory Prof

Call off the campaigning, stop the fundraising and forget the lies-filled advertising. None of it matters since Obama is going to win the election anyway.
 

Or so says Alan Abramovitz.
 

The political science professor at Emory University uses a mathematical formula to predict the outcome of the election. The equation revolves around the Gross D...

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Tennessee Remains Highly Republican State, Prove "Obama Waffles"

Tennessee Remains Highly Republican State, Prove "Obama Waffles"

Oh, dear old Tennessee. Home to legions of delicious, highly caloric foods--grits! fried country chicken! super sweet tea!--and now, Obama Waffles.


Obama waffles? Michelle doesn't strike one as much of a cook--but Tennessee natives Mark Whitlock and Bob DeMoss certainly are. Republicans Whitlock and DeMoss sold their mix for $10 per box to cust...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Obama Waffles? Now that's something that should be recalled. Probably would cause pregnant women to abort prematurely.

google: infanticide, obama

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The Top Five Random Celebrity Endorsers

The Top Five Random Celebrity Endorsers

When it comes to elections, candidates are constantly looking to "Rock the Vote." Basically, they want our vote...they need our vote.

 

So how do the presidential hopefuls try to win over college students? By addressing issues that affect us, making appearances on college campuses and, most of all, finding offbeat celebrities that appeal to us.

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Obama Disses McCain Houses, McCain Disses Obama Head Shape

Obama Disses McCain Houses, McCain Disses Obama Head Shape

I know McCain is old, but has he already forgotten how to count?
 

In an interview yesterday, the presidential hopeful was asked how many houses he owned and McCain told the reporter he’d have to get back him on that one.
 

Poor, poor Johnny (though obviously that's not poor as in financially). Obama pounced on the slip-up today, noting that McC...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: This country needs Palin in office like they need a whole in the head! She is a joke!

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