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Gmail's New "Mail Goggles" Function Helps Curb Drunk E-mailing, Seriously

Gmail's New "Mail Goggles" Function Helps Curb Drunk E-mailing, Seriously

I’m still not entirely convinced this isn’t a joke, but it’s not April Fools Day and it IS on the official Gmail blog, so I’m leaning toward that it’s legitimite.


Jon Perlow, a Gmail engineer, has written a feature called “Mail Goggles” which is meant to prevent regrettable drunk e-mails from being sent late on weekend nights. I’ll let him expl...

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Leaked Theta E-mail: Michigan Guys Suck, So We're Importing

Leaked Theta E-mail: Michigan Guys Suck, So We're Importing

I kind of like Theta more and more as time goes on. You know why? Because they clearly do not give two shits about this site, and I have to respect that. This is demonstrated by the fact that out of 296 votes on Ahor’s sorority poll, they have exactly 0%. Not even like three votes that round down to 0%, they literally have zero votes. That is im...

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Obama and ScarJo's Steamy Emails Revealed

Obama and ScarJo's Steamy Emails Revealed

Don't believe the denials! Potential prez Barack Obama would like us to think there's nothing going on between him and the bombshell beauty Scarlett Johansson, even after the sultry actress reportedly joked earlier in the year that, "I am engaged ... to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to...

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Peter Koltak Goes Off the Deep End

Peter Koltak Goes Off the Deep End
In case you haven't heard, Koltak is a douche.The man that got kicked out, got re-instated and got elected USG President sent a special message to all OSU students today. What can only be described as an ego-trip is deciphered below. I almost want to believe this is real despite the obvious that someone else wrote the email.

"We would like to t...

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