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OTR Breaks Espresso Machine, Wets Its Proverbial Pants

OTR Breaks Espresso Machine, Wets Its Proverbial Pants

There are turning moments in life, such as realizing for the first time that visits from Tooth Fairy are nothing but your mother throwing her spare change from the floor of her car to beneath your pillow or that the Montauk Monster is nothing but the Photoshop work of some bored techie. Mike was having one of those moments.

 

After the honeymoon...

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OTR Gets Espresso Machine, Wets its Proverbial Pants

OTR Gets Espresso Machine, Wets its Proverbial Pants

After the Olympics, we at CollegeOTR, were fearful of anticlimax. Then, against the odds, we were presented with the most momentous of occasions: the delivery of an espresso machine to the office.

 

Michael Szewczyk, Director of Operations and caffeine superstar, could barely contain his glee. As he tore open the box and threw Styrofoam packagin...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Mikey Fresh puts the office coffee beans into his ass and then puts them back in the bag. He thinks it's funny to watch you drink his ass cofee. That explains the glee.

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