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Bono Caught Partying with 19-Year-Old Attending FIDM or Some Other Fashion School, Screwed by Facebook

Bono Caught Partying with 19-Year-Old Attending FIDM or Some Other Fashion School, Screwed by Facebook

Maybe Bono never got the memo on Facebook. Understandably when you’re busy saving African children from the AIDS epidemic, slapping solar panels on rooftops, and running around looking for your next pair of perma-sunglasses, you don’t have a whole lot of time to figure out how to protect yourself from looking like a skeezy 48-year-old cad on the...

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Good Defeats Evil: FIDM Grad Leanne Marshall Prevails On Project Runway

Good Defeats Evil: FIDM Grad Leanne Marshall Prevails On Project Runway

Last night featured the final showdown between fierce competitors. Project Runway’s Kenley, Korto and Leanne battled it out at Fashion Week, while two other guys debated something or other.
 

But forget Obama and Blinky McBlinkerson, in the event that didn’t revolve around constantly reminding us how America’s economy is in the shitter, Leanne ...

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Top 8 On-Again Off-Again Celebrity Couples: From Holly and Hef to Heidi and Spencer

Top 8 On-Again Off-Again Celebrity Couples: From Holly and Hef to Heidi and Spencer

Sometimes being in a college relationship may feel a bit like being a ping pong ball, a yo-yo, or anything else which goes back and forth a lot. They say “breaking up is hard to do.” Obviously, they aren’t talking about those of us prone to mercurial relationships. Luckily, we always have some good old-fashioned celebrity role models when it com...

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Top 5 Randiest Sex Blogs

Top 5 Randiest Sex Blogs

In an age where anyone can self-publish on the internet and everyone has been convinced of their own dramatic importance by the excesses of reality TV, a new crop of sex bloggers is emerging, ranging from college callgirls to garden variety sex fiends. Whether you believe them to be pervy, narcissistic exhibitionists or sexual progressives, thes...

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UM Coach Still Weeps over Gator Flop

UM Coach Still Weeps over Gator Flop

News flash: there are a lot of obnoxious college football fans. Wowee!


Now, sports columnist Mark Bradley has ranked SEC football fans in obnoxiousness, and guess what? Even without knowledge of the Gator Flop, UF fans could out-obnoxious PeeWee Herman laughing along to a Paris Hilton song.


But what is the Gator Flop? The Gator Flop was possib...

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Da Brat Jailed for Breaking Rum Bottle Across Woman's Face

Da Brat Jailed for Breaking Rum Bottle Across Woman's Face

Da Brat never went to college, but if she had, perhaps she’d been given a little tutoring in Anger Management. The 34-year-old rapper was sentenced to three years behind bars and 200 hours of community service after smashing a bottle of rum across the face of a woman at an Atlanta nightclub, scarring her for life.

 

According to an MTV report:

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UTSA Student Uses Financial Aid for Reality TV

UTSA Student Uses Financial Aid for Reality TV

Patrick Owen has ripped off the financial aid people and he's proud of it. The twenty-four year old University of Texas at San Antonio senior admits that he has given the old F-U to rules by taking his financial aid for college and is using it to make a reality TV show called Undergrad Records about his inept attempts at starting his own record ...

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How to Spy Like Julia Child

How to Spy Like Julia Child

In light of the release of CIA files identifying 24,000 American spies, such as Julia Child, we’ve gotten to thinking on how to best spy with discretion. Above all, vigilance and attentiveness are necessary. How can you know whether something is amiss without clearly knowing what the norm is? You must be aware of schedules, habits, etc. As we kn...

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The Hills Going Down The Hill Post-Graduation

The Hills Going Down The Hill Post-Graduation

Bottle blondes, Balenciagas and beautiful boys, you guessed it - it’s finally arrived, the fourth season of The Hills premieres August 18 at 10pm! MTV has released a trailer on what to expect this upcoming season and it looks like a tearful overly dramatic season of absolutely nothing. As per usual, it seems MTV has done a really great job at ma...

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Gucci Manages MGMT's Influence on Runway

Gucci Manages MGMT's Influence on Runway

NYLON is reporting that Gucci creative director, Frida Giannini, found indie band inspiration with MGMT. The Gucci Men's Spring 2009 weaved excessively ornate flourishes onto the blazers and colorful pants in the collection. The stimulus was seen not only in the way of the Brooklyn duo's (and Wesleyan alums) signature style, but also with the so...

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