You Will Have a Blast

 

 

Final Thoughts: Despite what many people thought about the first movie, I actually liked it. I thought it was funny and full of the action it had promised. Therefore, I was looking forward to the release of its sequel. To my delight, it exceeded my expectations.

 

Since Hellboy (brilliantly played by Ron Perlman) is not...

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A Lobotomy Would Be Funnier

 

 

Final Thoughts:  Let me be blunt – there’s absolutely nothing of value in this movie.

 

Nothing.

 

The Love Guru is more or less an hour and a half of fart jokes, lame name puns, penis references and recycled Austin Powers jokes. Whoever worked on this script needs to retire immediately.

 

Yes – that means you, Mi...

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Hulk Smash This Terrible Film

 

 

Final Thoughts: Let’s face it – the first Incredible Hulk film with Eric Bana was a colossal disaster marred by poor editing, terrible acting and an incoherent plot.

 

The new Hulk film with Edward Norton and Liv Tyler is pretty much the same thing, but with a coherent plot that is simply dull, uninspired and co...

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Sandler Overcomes His Comedic Slump

 


Final Thoughts: Adam Sandler, I used to love you. But, after a string of terrible films – I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Click and The Longest Yard – I lost hope in you and your “comedic” work. Therefore, it’s no surprise that when I received an invitation to the premiere for your new film, You Don’t M...

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Anything but read this book

Final thoughts: Anywhere But Here by Mona Simpson tells the story of a materialistic and idealistic mother, Adele, who constantly moves her young daughter, Ann, around in search of the “American Dream” life. They ultimately wind up in California where Adele hopes Ann will become an actress and bring them the life she

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Crotch Grabs For The Win

 

Final Thoughts: On June 12th, video gamers around the world will pause for a moment to celebrate the release of Hideo Kojima’s magnum opus Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, the final installment in his highly acclaimed series. 

For almost four years, fans have been waiting with baited breathe for what will un...

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My Finals were much scarier.

Final Thoughts:
Has the horror industry lost its touch? It seems to me like the way to make a horror movie is to base it off a "true story", put some people in a house and loudly play sound effects to get people to jump in their seats.

The Strangers was supposed to be the horror movie of the summer, but it failed

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Producers ruined a good thing.

Final thoughts?
Let me start out by saying that I loved, loved, loved the show. It was a funny, heartfelt and relatable chronicle of the relationships of Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda. When I heard that a movie version was coming out, I honestly had doubts. Sure, I was excited about its premiere but sin...

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Skintight leather. Heads will roll!

 


Final thoughts: While most college students consider the Xbox to be the Halo-playing machine, I don’t. For me, Ninja Gaiden 1 for the original Xbox offered a much, much more entertaining and visceral experience. I mean – how can you not love a game where you’re a badass ninja in a skintight black leather ou

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