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Jon Stewart: MSNBC is the New Fox News

Jon Stewart: MSNBC is the New Fox News

With side-by-side video evidence to prove it of course. Olbermann is slightly less insane than Hannity, but it's close.

Politics or Party? Perhaps Both

Politics or Party? Perhaps Both

Students here at Miami University clung to the recent election like AIG to their bailout money. Now that the election has been over for almost a week, will students maintain an interest in politics? That has been the question on the minds of many leaders within both College Republicans and College Democrats.


To be fair, it is conceivable that O...

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University of Illinois Alum Andy Martin: The Source Of The Obama Muslim Rumors And Other Salacious Nonsense

University of Illinois Alum Andy Martin: The Source Of The Obama Muslim Rumors And Other Salacious Nonsense

One of the biggest obstacles facing Obama’s political campaign has little to do with his tax plan or foreign policy. What plagues Obama is a persistent rumor that he is a Muslim and lying about it. Ever heard it?
 

This falsehood has followed Obama since 2004 when it was found in a press release and spawned a cyber phenomenon. While everyone has...

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Brad Garrett Takes One for the Team, Fox Embraces Cancer over Inter-Network Cooperation

Brad Garrett Takes One for the Team, Fox Embraces Cancer over Inter-Network Cooperation

Last Friday, Brad Garrett had some anal probing done on television. It was not part of his recent attempt to find a significant other on his aptly named web series “Dating Brad Garrett,” but part of a well-orchestrated cancer telethon which raised $100 million in just one hour. Certainly it seems as though someone should be paying to see the col...

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

-- In an effort to help ease the gas crisis, many companies are now instituting 4-day work weeks. Sadly, those working in a major metropolitan area like New York City will never, ever see such benefits. It’s time to move out to Idaho.

 

-- Nine companies have been fined for selling clothing that is hazardous to children. What was the health haza...

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Nas Vs. Fox News

Nas Vs. Fox News

Finally, college students have someone to lead their fight against Fox News. Rapper Nas has single-handedly waged war against Fox News and “Papa Bear O’Reilly.” Last week, Nas started up a petition against Fox News and presented the petition of over 620,000 signatures to the station in New York City this morning. Although, his efforts, along wit...

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The Student That Stole The Body of Christ

The Student That Stole The Body of Christ

This story confirms my firm belief that the Catholics are mobsters for a well connected cult.

 

University of Central Florida student, Webster Cook, took the Eucharist, a small wafer that represents the Body of Christ during communion, out of the church to show a friend a sample of the wafer. Now the student claims that he fears for his life, re...

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The Future for Tween Star? Look to Julia Allison

The Future for Tween Star? Look to Julia Allison

With her porcelain skin, high cheek bones and penchant for video blogging, the iCarly tween star bares an uncanny resembalance to (who else?) Ms. Julia Allison.

 

Allison, a Georgetown alum, is best known for hyper-bloggering,over-sharing, sex writing tendencies.  Cosgrove is a hyper-smiling, over-sharing, 15-year-old TV sensation.  Might little...

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