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How to Date a Sorority Girl

How to Date a Sorority Girl

Do you have a secret desire for Greek Girls? Strutting around campus with their lettered totes and brushed hair. They take over tables in Hutch and invade (the better) frat parties like flocks of seagulls. Their presence, boggling, getting to know them without an "in," sometimes difficult. Now some may claim that UofC sorority girls are not quit...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Oh really? #7: " Be up on... Milton Friedman?" Yeah, the panties just melt off whenever I mention Milton Friedman

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Tailgating the UPenn Season Opener

Tailgating the UPenn Season Opener

Seeing as last week I told everyone to come to Penn’s first football game of the season on September 20th, here’s an overview of the most important part of the day – the tailgate.

Held on the top level of a parking garage (that no one knew existed) across from Franklin Field, the tailgate was hosted by four separate frats. The guys kindly prov...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Sounds fun but Penn is still not anywhere near worthy of being compared to Penn state in anything football related

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If It Drinks Like A Frat ...

If It Drinks Like A Frat ...

The Collegian likes to throw around words like "objective" and "unbiased" when they talk about their reporting. But in Thursday's edition someone finally called them out on their clear agenda and the epithets they use on a regular basis. I hesitate to repeat the word The Collegian used in a recent story, but ignoring the problem will not fix it ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i haven't seen them lie this much since some of them were exposed as being gay. go figure.

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