Submitted by an OTR reader, the above photo is of four freshmen girls.

Ladies, for future reference, lose the pants or show the chesticles.

Ha....

You expected to see some hardcore action, didn't you?!

Now that I've busted your bubble, listen up.

Here is a little advice for incoming first-year students to New Jersey's #1 party school....oops, I mean State University. BEWARE OF THE RU SCREW. Do not expect t

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Alas, Class of 2011, we hardly knew ye. Sure, you're  all still freshmen, but let's face it -- you're old news. What have you done recently apart from give us fodder with which we can make fun of you?

We need something new, something younger, something sexier! We need the Class of 2012! If only the... MORE »

Just received this in the mailbag from an anonymous tipster (edited for mind-numbingess, but everything is SIC):

"I'm a freshman and...there's this sophomore girl in [KKG] who has been telling me all their recruitment secrets and Ive told all my friends, and we want to find out if you c... MORE »

They're young, they're impressionable and they don't know about all those other stupid things you've done. And that's just the beginning.

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You might be better off getting one with a first and last name though...

 

 

News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m opening up a Michi

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Our IU contributor shows you five foolproof ways to act like you didn't just come straight out of high school. Quick tip: no varsity jackets. Please.

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Run to the hills! The freshmen are coming! Expect tons of mayhem, parties and confused parents driving down one-way streets in the coming weeks.

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 Our Wisconsin contributor advises on how best to avoid the embarassment of that long walk home the next morning.

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Recently, Gabrielle Tudin, Dartmouth '12, submitted an article to the school paper's opinions section complaining about how lame her classmates are. And now, she's public enemy #1 at the college.

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