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Steve Carell Vs. Stephen Colbert In "Even Ste(v)phen"

Steve Carell Vs. Stephen Colbert In "Even Ste(v)phen"

Do you know what happens when two famous comedians with larger-than-life egos interview one another? Hilarity -- and a segment called "Even Ste(v)phen."

 

Last night, Steve Carell, star of The Office, joined his longtime friend Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report for a nice, friendly chat about the successes (and failures) of each comedian thr...

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Here's Yet Another 130 Great Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes To Brighten Up Your Day

Here's Yet Another 130 Great Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes To Brighten Up Your Day

Dear Arnold Schwarzenegger,

Why did you abandon us? Why did you choose a drab life of politics over a much more fulfilling one entertaining the masses with your stone-faced one-liners and knack for making things go ‘boom’?

Why, Papa Arnold, why?

Sincerely,


The World

 

I think we can all agree: Arnold leaving the movie industry made the wo...

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Reuters: "Tired Gay Succumbs To Dix In 200 Meters"

Reuters: "Tired Gay Succumbs To Dix In 200 Meters"

The Reuters copywriter responsible for this double entendre-laden headline must really, really enjoy his job – that is, if he still has it.

 

At first glance, one may assume that this headline precedes a news story about the gay pride march that took place two weeks ago. However, they’d quickly realize that it’s actually about a recent race betw...

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Double Rainbow Causes Man to Spastically Laugh And Cry For Our Amusement

Double Rainbow Causes Man to Spastically Laugh And Cry For Our Amusement

Running the gamut between mildly amused and overwhelmingly ecstatic, Hungrybear9562, the author of this latest YouTube viral video, expresses his borderline unhealthy excitement over spotting a double, complete rainbow at Yosemite Mountain. For him, the experience is spiritual; for us, it’s comedy gold.

 

Trust me; you’ve never heard someone thi...

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The Internet Personified: A Robotic Nightmare With Man-Boobs

The Internet Personified: A Robotic Nightmare With Man-Boobs

The Internet is home to a wealth of invaluable information; however, it’s also the source of disgusting content that, when viewed, will inspire you to pull an Oedipus Rex – that is, gouge out your eyes and curse the Fates for leading your curiosity astray.

 

Yes, the World-Wide Web is a scary, scary place. But, imagine if it were alive, capable ...

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Hate Justin Bieber? Great! Help Us Send Him To North Korea

Hate Justin Bieber? Great! Help Us Send Him To North Korea

Rule #1 of the Internet: Hell hath no fury like anonymous Internet users scorned.

 

4chan.org, one of the most popular imageboards on the Internet, has declared war on pop-R&B singer Justin Bieber for committing, what members of the website would describe as, crimes against humanity. In short, they hate his music, nay his very existence.

 

Yes, ...

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Ladies, Don't Try This At Home, a Party or Anywhere Else

Ladies, Don't Try This At Home, a Party or Anywhere Else

It’s Friday night, and you’ve had one too many vodka cranberries.

 

Should you find yourself stumbling towards the dance floor, avoid trying this move on any unsuspecting individual that may come your way. Otherwise, you’re liable to hurt yourself and be laughed out of the club in the process.

 

Truth be told, the butt-to-face dance, as it hence...

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Jon Stewart Plays The Blame Game With Fox & Friends, Professes Love to Kevin Bacon

Jon Stewart Plays The Blame Game With Fox & Friends, Professes Love to Kevin Bacon

Remember when you were five and you accidentally broke your mother’s favorite vase while running in the house? Escaping blame was as simple as pointing your dishonest little finger at the nearest sibling and shouting, “He did it!”

 

Of course, that juvenile tactic rarely ever worked, because mom, in all her omniscience, always knew the truth. Ev...

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Conan The Barbarian: The Musical. 'Nuff Said.

Conan The Barbarian: The Musical. 'Nuff Said.

How do you turn a violent, action-packed film into a wholesome, family-friendly adventure? Convert it into a musical with the help of a hilariously awful Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonator.

 

If you’re anything like me, the sound, nay the very thought of the Governator singing soprano should immediately send you into an epileptic-esque laughing ...

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Countdown to Conan: Fear and Loathing on Late Night Television

Countdown to Conan: Fear and Loathing on Late Night Television

Comedy died six months ago when Conan O’Brien reluctantly left NBC in search of greener pastures – that is, a new late-night talk show on a network that isn’t subject to the whims of a painfully-unfunny, square-chinned comedian.

 

But, fear not, everyone! Comedy returns this November with the start of Conan’s new gig on TBS. To celebrate, we are...

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