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Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Discusses The Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak

Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Discusses The Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak

Be afraid: Beer pong, every college student’s favorite pastime, can give you herpes. Ok, it actually can’t, but Fox News seems to think so, thanks in large part to a bogus study performed by a faux research group.

 

You see, the Center for Disease Control recently debunked a fictional, yet popular study that claimed beer pong was linked to a bev...

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Lunch Break: Joaquin Phoenix Performs Song From Debut Rap Album, Fights With Audience Member

Lunch Break: Joaquin Phoenix Performs Song From Debut Rap Album, Fights With Audience Member

For months, Joaquin Phoenix has paraded around in his bug-eyed designer shades, Johnny Cash-esque suit and homeless man beard, leaving many arm-chair analysts wondering if the former Hollywood heavyweight was pulling an Andy Kaufman and/or in desperate need of psychiatric care.

 

Crazy or not, Phoenix has been adamant about one thing: his buddin...

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Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Drops a Profanity On The Today Show, Shocks Meredith Viera

Lunch Break: Stephen Colbert Drops a Profanity On The Today Show, Shocks Meredith Viera

Everyone loves Stephen Colbert, but my personal man-crush for the host of Comedy Central’s Colbert Report just got a wee bit stronger, thanks to his latest “stunt” on the Today Show.

 

At the tail end of the interview, Today Show’s Meredith Viera asks Colbert if he uses Twitter, the popular micro-blogging site that allows people to satiate their...

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Lunch Break: Barney Stinson's Guide To Picking Up Women With Time Travel

Lunch Break: Barney Stinson's Guide To Picking Up Women With Time Travel

The competition to win an attractive woman’s attention at a bar is intense. Before the end of a long night out, a woman hears pretty much every pick-up line in the book—twice. So, it becomes necessary for a guy to think outside of the box and attempt something unique that will make him stand out amongst the sea of potential suitors.

 

Barney Sti...

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Lunch Break: Jon Stewart's 1994 Interview With Conan O'Brien

Lunch Break: Jon Stewart's 1994 Interview With Conan O'Brien

Back before the Daily Show, Jon Stewart wore black leather jackets and hosted a talk show on MTV. As you can imagine, the Jon Stewart Show wasn’t nearly as popular as Stewart’s current gig, but it had its moments, including this hilarious interview with a young Conan O’Brien.

 

This 1994 interview took place during the early days of O’Brien’s te...

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Lunch Break: Larry King's Interviews With Famous Comedians

Lunch Break: Larry King's Interviews With Famous Comedians

Let’s face it: No one under the age of 35 watches Larry King Live! For whatever reason, today’s youth can’t connect with the old guy. Maybe, it's because old Larry is pushin’ 75, but rest assured, the old man is still as sharp as a knife when it comes his interviews with celebrities.

 

Over the years, Larry King has interviewed thousands of peop...

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Lunch Break: Will Ferrell's "You're Welcome, America"

Lunch Break: Will Ferrell's "You're Welcome, America"

If you thought you had seen the last of George W. Bush, think again. He’s back in the limelight with a limited-run Broadway show and an HBO special that should serve as his swam song, his final hoorah before he returns to the cattle ranches of Texas. But wait, this isn’t the real Bush; it is SNL alumnus Will Ferrell masquerading as our former co...

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Your Daily Dose of Awesome: The Greatest Dorm Room Prank Ever

Your Daily Dose of Awesome: The Greatest Dorm Room Prank Ever

Dorm Rule #1: Never leave the door unlocked to your dorm room when you go away on vacation. If you do, your friends will take advantage by either filling it with balloons/condoms/newspapers or redecorating it with penis drawings of all different shapes, sizes and colors.

 

Luckily for the poor resident of this room, his friends were “nice” enoug...

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Lunch Break: Lil' Wayne And ABC Anchor Charles Gibson Play Scrabble

Lunch Break: Lil' Wayne And ABC Anchor Charles Gibson Play Scrabble

Based on the premise alone, you should already be laughing at the thought of hip-hop artist Lil’ Wayne attempting to out-think and out-word ABC anchor Charles Gibson in a rousing game of Scrabble. And it's for a good reason too: Lil' Wayne is hilarious, especially when he tries to bust out the word 'crankswagga' for double points.

 

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The Misadventures of Karl Martin

The Misadventures of Karl Martin

I was trying to come up with something new to write. Something entertaining and something vaguely readable. I wasn’t in the mood to talk about girls, music or sports. So what am I supposed to write? The answer—Karl Martin. Karl is a kid I met during my Freshman year of college. Karl is an awkward, strange, and stupid kid from Massachusetts, but ...

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Lunch Break: The Four Reasons An Ex Wants To Have Lunch With You

Lunch Break: The Four Reasons An Ex Wants To Have Lunch With You

By and large, television shows teach you nothing; they’re purely for entertainment, nothing more. In other words, after watching an episode of 24, you shouldn’t expect to be able to hack the government firewall, decrypt protected files and/or stop a terrorist plot in a day. I don’t care how well Chloe and Jack do it on television; it simply cann...

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Strange Spuds: A Gallery of the Weirdest Potatoes You've Ever Seen

Strange Spuds: A Gallery of the Weirdest Potatoes You've Ever Seen

As cold season is winding down, let's reflect on the fact that Americans' number one source of vitamin C is the potato. We love fries, mashed potatoes, and all the other delights in between. But let's face it: potatoes are one ugly vegetable. I mean, look at one. Not very appetizing, is it? So in honor of this bizarre yet favored veggie (or is i...

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Your Daily Dose of Awesome: The Cheesiest 80s Rap You'll Ever Hear

Your Daily Dose of Awesome: The Cheesiest 80s Rap You'll Ever Hear

Hip-hop in the 1980s was a very different beast than what it is today.

 

It all changed after the era of gangsta rap in the 90s, but before then, hip-hop was all about cheesy rhymes and lame dance routines. Everyone was doing it, including those who had no lyrical talent whatsoever. On television and in movies, impromptu raps became a means of a...

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Your Daily Dose of Awesome: Neil Patrick Harris' Video Resume

Your Daily Dose of Awesome: Neil Patrick Harris' Video Resume

It’s time to step into the 21st Century, an age characterized by Web 2.0, Facebook and a president who is technologically savvy. In this era, paper resumes are a thing of the past, a relic from a time when man scrawled their qualifications onto parchment in an attempt to secure entry-level positions at dead-end jobs. OK, so we still do this toda...

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Lunch Break: The Lonely Island's Space Olympics

Lunch Break: The Lonely Island's Space Olympics

From the creators of “Jizz In My Pants” and “I’m On a Boat” comes this 80s-inspired science fiction tune about the 3022 Olympics, which, if you haven’t heard already, will be taking place on a distant planet named “Zargon” in the Crab Starfish Nebula.

 

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Bored in Class? The 99 Things on the Internet You Should Have Already Seen

Bored in Class? The 99 Things on the Internet You Should Have Already Seen

Some guy decided to make a site that was simply 99 of the most viral occurances on the internet in recent memory. It's full of stuff you've probably seen, but I guarantee you've missed a lot of it. 

 

I'm on the internet like 90% of the day, and I still haven't seen most of this nonsense. And even if you've seen them before? The vast majority of...

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When's the last time you thought about the rapture? Was it this morning, when you were eating your delicious sugar and rice breakfast?

 

 

This song aired on The Mornin' Show, a local program carried by NBC affiliate WTVA in Tupelo, Mississippi. I'm not sure why it wasn't immediately put into syndication. It addresses the second coming of Christ...

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Jon Stewart Rips Apart CNBC for Eight Minutes

Jon Stewart Rips Apart CNBC for Eight Minutes

 

CNBC's Rick Santelli was supposed to be a guest on The Daily Show last night, but as Jon Stewart put's it, he "bailed out." There must have been extenuating circumstances surrounding the incident, but it clearly got Stewart all worked up.

 

He and his writers devised a segment that essentially dismantles CNBC's financial advice over the past f...

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Tales From the Internet: Garfield Fans are Crazy

Tales From the Internet: Garfield Fans are Crazy

Welcome to, what I hope, will be a recurring segment of articles. As I spend my days out there in the Internet, certain themes or patterns begin to arise. Whether it's in influx in celebrities registering an account on Twitter, people getting Nintendo-themed tattoos, or any other trend, I'll try to highlight as many as I can.

 

For the first ent...

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Eight Great College Rap Videos

Eight Great College Rap Videos

Nothing says higher education quite like a well thought out rap video. There’s school spirit, enthusiastic personalities, insider info and (hopefully) a pretty good beat. Okay, so they’re usually pretty cheesy, but that’s part of what makes them so damn likeable.

 

Below are eight of the best rap videos to come out of colleges. Most are high qu...

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