Y'all know I'm transgender, right? Genderqueer, trans, whatever you feel comfortable with. I'm comfortable. But other people, they're just not that comfortable. I'll put it simply: I'm just plain queer all over the place. I'm queer in more ways than one. Certainly in more ways than I'll divulge publicly. And yet

For those of you who were too busy feverishly texting "CHEESE PLZ" to 73000 to let the world know how much you love paying sweatshop-worthy fees for piping hot pizza or calling a junkyard to haul away the metric ton of PBR cans that littered the floor of your dorm before Parents' Weekend, then you mis