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Obama To Win Election According To Redskins-Steelers Game, Georgetown Democrats Torn

Obama To Win Election According To Redskins-Steelers Game, Georgetown Democrats Torn

In Washington D.C. people are crazy about two things: politics and the Washington Redskins. That’s why Democrats in the area were so torn last night. The election got all tied up in the Redskins-Steelers game.
 

You see, since 1936, the results of the last Redskins home game before Election Day has correctly predicted the winner of the presiden...

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Jared Kushner Gets Ivanka Trump to Convert, Learned How to Negotiate at Harvard

Jared Kushner Gets Ivanka Trump to Convert, Learned How to Negotiate at Harvard

Not since Elizabeth Taylor converted to Judaism for Mike Todd have newspapers been so abuzz with the word “shiksa,” but with reports that Ivanka Trump is converting for the Harvard-educated Observer owner Jared Kushner, “shiksa” is making a comeback.


The New York Post reports:

IVANKA Trump and Jared Kushner have selected an outspoken rabbi who...

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Taco Bell Offers Up Free Tacos Today, But Will Georgetown Students Be In On The Deal?

Taco Bell Offers Up Free Tacos Today, But Will Georgetown Students Be In On The Deal?

What goes with America’s favorite pastime better than cheap Mexican food? That’s the idea that Taco Bell is going for anyway. The fast food favorite (okay, favorite is a stretch) is a Major League Baseball sponsor so in honor of the World Series, Taco bell is offering a “steal a base, steal a taco” campaign.
 

Thanks to Tampa Bay Rays shortstop ...

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Norovirus Hits Georgetown, Students Hit The Toilets

Norovirus Hits Georgetown, Students Hit The Toilets

A virus is spreading around Georgetown University, but not one of those embarrassing ones that affect you, ahem, down there...just a regular old gross, vomit-inducing one called norovirus.It’s highly contagious and more than 170 students have caught it in the past few days.

 

The norovirus causes nausea, vomiting and dehydration, as well as stom...

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Hot Georgetown Alum Mike Birbiglia Has Been Called a Cracker, Loves Pizza

Hot Georgetown Alum Mike Birbiglia Has Been Called a Cracker, Loves Pizza

This past week, hot Georgetown University grad Mike Birbiglia performed his standup comedy routine at Tennessee State University. Though he has already performed on the David Letterman Show, the Conan O’Brien Show, and Comedy Central Presents, Birbiglia says that he truly enjoys performing on college campus tours, telling Sidelines Online:

"The...

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8 Great, Weird, Bizarre, and Fascinating College Classes

8 Great, Weird, Bizarre, and Fascinating College Classes

Is college getting a bit blasé? Sick of Psych 101? Well just when you thought college might be even more hyped than Michael Phelps, we at CollegeOTR have compiled a list of the 8 Great, Weird, Bizarre, and Fascinating College Classes.


1) Santa Clara University offers a class called The Joy of Garbage. Its professor Virginia Matzek says, "I like...

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Nerds Find Bigfoot... Or Something

Nerds Find Bigfoot... Or Something

Once again, we enlist the help of biology students. After the Montauk Monster, we now have evidence of another creature which requires identification.

 

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, besides being freaks, believe that they have found the biggest freak in American folklore: Bigfoot. The two men say that they found the body of a dead Bigfoot crea...

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Colleges Adopt New Roommate Matching System

Colleges Adopt New Roommate Matching System

Everyone remembers the summer before freshman year when you opened up the letter with your future roommate’s information (unless you were one of the lucky few to get a single) and prayed you would get along with this stranger.

 

Unfortunately, you didn't. He/she was the roommate from hell, who brought friends over 24/7, stood up at odd hours of ...

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John McCain: President Methuselah?

John McCain: President Methuselah?

Still undecided about which way to swing in November?

 

Maybe this website will shed some light on your decision.

 

 

Disclaimer: I know this may look like an anti-McCain post, but never let it be said that OTR is partisan.  We make fun of all candidates.

 

 

 

Photo credit: about.politicalhumor.com

Rejected New Yorker Obama Covers

Rejected New Yorker Obama Covers

RELATED: More photos from our vault! OTR caught Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a champion beer funneler, party hopping from campus to campus this past weekend. Check out the totally-real-and-not-photoshopped pictures here.

 

Think the New Yorker crossed the line with their most recent cover showing Barack and Michelle Obama posing as ter...

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