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Obama To Win Election According To Redskins-Steelers Game, Georgetown Democrats Torn

Obama To Win Election According To Redskins-Steelers Game, Georgetown Democrats Torn

In Washington D.C. people are crazy about two things: politics and the Washington Redskins. That’s why Democrats in the area were so torn last night. The election got all tied up in the Redskins-Steelers game.
 

You see, since 1936, the results of the last Redskins home game before Election Day has correctly predicted the winner of the presiden...

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Jared Kushner Gets Ivanka Trump to Convert, Learned How to Negotiate at Harvard

Jared Kushner Gets Ivanka Trump to Convert, Learned How to Negotiate at Harvard

Not since Elizabeth Taylor converted to Judaism for Mike Todd have newspapers been so abuzz with the word “shiksa,” but with reports that Ivanka Trump is converting for the Harvard-educated Observer owner Jared Kushner, “shiksa” is making a comeback.


The New York Post reports:

IVANKA Trump and Jared Kushner have selected an outspoken rabbi who...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Tracy O'Neill, should we read anything into the similarity between the Star of David you put on Ivanka and the similar star Nazi's put on Jews as part of their oppres

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Taco Bell Offers Up Free Tacos Today, But Will Georgetown Students Be In On The Deal?

Taco Bell Offers Up Free Tacos Today, But Will Georgetown Students Be In On The Deal?

What goes with America’s favorite pastime better than cheap Mexican food? That’s the idea that Taco Bell is going for anyway. The fast food favorite (okay, favorite is a stretch) is a Major League Baseball sponsor so in honor of the World Series, Taco bell is offering a “steal a base, steal a taco” campaign.
 

Thanks to Tampa Bay Rays shortstop ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Hey Crystal, you are a dumb ****. Taco Bell is the "favorite" fast food place in the whole universe. Go **** yourself. Try and censor me you ****s.

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Norovirus Hits Georgetown, Students Hit The Toilets

Norovirus Hits Georgetown, Students Hit The Toilets

A virus is spreading around Georgetown University, but not one of those embarrassing ones that affect you, ahem, down there...just a regular old gross, vomit-inducing one called norovirus.It’s highly contagious and more than 170 students have caught it in the past few days.

 

The norovirus causes nausea, vomiting and dehydration, as well as stom...

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Hot Georgetown Alum Mike Birbiglia Has Been Called a Cracker, Loves Pizza

Hot Georgetown Alum Mike Birbiglia Has Been Called a Cracker, Loves Pizza

This past week, hot Georgetown University grad Mike Birbiglia performed his standup comedy routine at Tennessee State University. Though he has already performed on the David Letterman Show, the Conan O’Brien Show, and Comedy Central Presents, Birbiglia says that he truly enjoys performing on college campus tours, telling Sidelines Online:

"The...

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8 Great, Weird, Bizarre, and Fascinating College Classes

8 Great, Weird, Bizarre, and Fascinating College Classes

Is college getting a bit blasé? Sick of Psych 101? Well just when you thought college might be even more hyped than Michael Phelps, we at CollegeOTR have compiled a list of the 8 Great, Weird, Bizarre, and Fascinating College Classes.


1) Santa Clara University offers a class called The Joy of Garbage. Its professor Virginia Matzek says, "I like...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: The University of Florida has a class called "From Nuremberg to South Park: Representations of Nazism In Film and Literature"

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Nerds Find Bigfoot... Or Something

Nerds Find Bigfoot... Or Something

Once again, we enlist the help of biology students. After the Montauk Monster, we now have evidence of another creature which requires identification.

 

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, besides being freaks, believe that they have found the biggest freak in American folklore: Bigfoot. The two men say that they found the body of a dead Bigfoot crea...

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Colleges Adopt New Roommate Matching System

Colleges Adopt New Roommate Matching System

Everyone remembers the summer before freshman year when you opened up the letter with your future roommate’s information (unless you were one of the lucky few to get a single) and prayed you would get along with this stranger.

 

Unfortunately, you didn't. He/she was the roommate from hell, who brought friends over 24/7, stood up at odd hours of ...

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John McCain: President Methuselah?

John McCain: President Methuselah?

Still undecided about which way to swing in November?

 

Maybe this website will shed some light on your decision.

 

 

Disclaimer: I know this may look like an anti-McCain post, but never let it be said that OTR is partisan.  We make fun of all candidates.

 

 

 

Photo credit: about.politicalhumor.com

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Rejected New Yorker Obama Covers

Rejected New Yorker Obama Covers

RELATED: More photos from our vault! OTR caught Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a champion beer funneler, party hopping from campus to campus this past weekend. Check out the totally-real-and-not-photoshopped pictures here.

 

Think the New Yorker crossed the line with their most recent cover showing Barack and Michelle Obama posing as ter...

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'07 NBA Draft Picks: One Year Follow-Up

'07 NBA Draft Picks: One Year Follow-Up

USA Today takes a look at the Top 30 Picks from the 2007 NBA Draft and how they performed in their first season as pros.

 

Here are the Top 10:


1. Greg Oden (Ohio State > Portland, C)

The Portland Trail Blazers chose Oden as their #1 overall pick only to have him sit out the entire season for an injured right knee.

 

2. Kevin Durant (Texas > S...

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Latest comment by AHor: You may want to mention that those numbers you used for Hawes were his stats in April, where he played 8 games. Over the course of the season he averaged 4.7 points and 3.2 rebounds, not quite as sexy...

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Creepy, Sexy or Cool? The Nokia 888

Creepy, Sexy or Cool? The Nokia 888

Nokia's newest concept phone is the Nokia 888.  It is a flexible phone, which means it can be shaped like a clip, a bracelet or rolled up and shoved in your pocket.  The idea is to use flexible battery and touch screen technology to create new ways of communicating called E-motions.  These E-motions are movements that can be sent to other Nokia ...

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Latest comment by unc11: things like this always suck when they first come out, it'll probably be a while before rubber phones are worth having (if they're worth having at all)

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6 Celebs Say They Wish They'd Known Sooner

6 Celebs Say They Wish They'd Known Sooner

We have all gone through different stages of our lives wishing we had known better. We can’t turn back time, but we can learn from our experiences.  Kudos to the following celebrities as they dish on what they wish they had known sooner.

 

* Adam Sandler: “I would probably just tell myself to relax and not be so anxious.” He offers this piece of...

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Mindless Chatter from College Professors

Mindless Chatter from College Professors

* “Women want to be married more than men do,” UCLA law professor Gary Gates says of the hundreds of lesbians are rushing to the altar. “The idea of partnering is more attractive to women.”

 

* “You’d think the guy that has the bumper sticker that says My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student would be more aggressive, but that’s not the case,” Colorado...

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Eight Running Mates for Obama

Eight Running Mates for Obama

When I told my friend that I was writing this particular entry, he brought up how ironic it was that a blogger under the penname “anarchy” was writing about the 2008 elections.

 

But here it is.

 

A note before someone comments about how idiotic or wrong my choices are:

I definitely wouldn’t call myself a political expert, or even a political en...

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5 Reasons It's Hard to Be a Soccer Fan

5 Reasons It's Hard to Be a Soccer Fan

I've really been trying to get into soccer--after all, there isn't anything on during the day besides Euro 2008 anyways.  My plan to enjoy the sport is semi-working (today I chose Turkey vs. Croatia over re-runs of MTV's Made, good choice), but I'm finding it difficult to really become a soccer fan for a few reasons:

 

1.  I feel stupid saying f...

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Children of Celebrities Pick Their Colleges

Children of Celebrities Pick Their Colleges

*Percy Romeo Miller Jr. (aka Lil Romeo) plans on attending USC film school this coming fall. Despite his famous father, hip hop mogul Master P, riches, Miller will enjoy a free ride to the school as he will play basketball for the Trojans.

 

*Michael Lohan, possibly the only sane Lohan, will head up for his junior year to Ithaca College as a Bus...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Romeo is very amazing.I am glad to see him doing well unlike some star celebreties who do not get their college degree.

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Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed

Fresh Cream:  All the News We Missed

* Uncoached is wondering if it was the goal of this Rutgers grad to become a gay nude model.

 

* Noa from Colorado is asking College Candy if really, really enjoying lots of sex makes her a slut.

 

* Calling all D.C.-area grads! You won’t believe the journalism job description FishbowlDC found on Craigslist.

 

* The Prereq has the details on UC ...

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Ed2010 Interns Schmooze & Mingle in NYC

Ed2010 Interns Schmooze & Mingle in NYC

New York City is the dream locale for thousands of young people who want to leave their hometown in B.F.E., to become a famous model or to have an opportunity to make millions in the business world. For those of us who want to make it to the top of the magazine chain there is a group of hip and in-the-know gurus who are here to help.


Last night...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: The photos and article are great. What an opportunity for these young ladies and men. This gathering allows them to speak to each other regarding their thoughts and knowledge that they are gaining from this venture of interni

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5-Word Game Preview: Guitar Hero On Tour

5-Word Game Preview: Guitar Hero On Tour

Excellent Execution, But Why Bother?

 

 

 

Final Thoughts: Other than the fact that scores of people love Guitar Hero, I’m not sure why Activision thought it would be a good idea to port the series to a handheld console like the Nintendo DS.

 

Half the fun of Guitar Hero is cranking up the settings on your sound system to max and wailing on your...

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